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22-02-2014, 04:02 PM
Jesus - A vergence in the Force
Since both Mary, the mother of Jesus and Shmi Skywalker were virgins, what was Jesus' midi-chlorian count? And could he have taken down Darth Vader in single combat?

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22-02-2014, 08:48 PM
RE: Jesus - A vergence in the Force
No, no, no... Jesus became Vader.

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22-02-2014, 09:14 PM
RE: Jesus - A vergence in the Force
If Jesus was Vader, who was the other Sith? There are always two. No more, no less.

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22-02-2014, 09:16 PM
RE: Jesus - A vergence in the Force
(22-02-2014 09:14 PM)docskeptic Wrote:  If Jesus was Vader, who was the other Sith? There are always two. No more, no less.

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22-02-2014, 09:19 PM
RE: Jesus - A vergence in the Force
Which was the apprentice?

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22-02-2014, 09:20 PM
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(22-02-2014 09:19 PM)docskeptic Wrote:  Which was the apprentice?

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Well Jesus was the errand boy sent to the desert like Darth Maul so....

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22-02-2014, 09:22 PM
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You do know vader was NOT the chosen one right?

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22-02-2014, 09:24 PM
RE: Jesus - A vergence in the Force
No. I think that Jesus was a Jedi and that he had an epic battle with Darth Satan. At one point, he even leaped to the top of Herod's Temple. When he died at the end of the movie, errr... story, his body disappeared. His Padawans, poorly trained, said that he rose from the dead.

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22-02-2014, 09:29 PM
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(22-02-2014 09:22 PM)Drich Wrote:  You do know vader was NOT the chosen one right?

Yes he was.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chosen_One
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22-02-2014, 09:32 PM
RE: Jesus - A vergence in the Force
(22-02-2014 09:29 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  
(22-02-2014 09:22 PM)Drich Wrote:  You do know vader was NOT the chosen one right?

Yes he was.

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chosen_One

Yup and Remember it was Vader who killed Palpatine, thus destroying the Sith and returning balance to the force. Ahh Prophecy even when you know what's coming they never tell you how.

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