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08-04-2010, 12:09 PM
Jesus: Badass?
So I've been talking with a friend about what would make Jesus a bigger badass... Mind you this is just for laughs, nothing here is serious Smile

I'm saying Jesus would be a bigger bad ass if he were piked instead of crucified, he'd look really nasty reviving after a pike as well Tongue Nobody would mess with a guy who had a spike rammed up his ass and through his face...

However my friend says crucification is pretty bad ass as well... However it would be more bad ass if he had used the cross to do battle with the romans... While nailed to it...

So I can't decide... Help me decide what would make Jesus more bad ass?

(On a side note, what would be the plural form of Jesus? Jesus or Jesii?)

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08-04-2010, 12:22 PM
RE: Jesus: Badass?
No option for having him cast meteor swarm?

I refuse to vote. >:E

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08-04-2010, 12:47 PM
RE: Jesus: Badass?
i think burned like a witch would be the best option. Or eaten by a dinosaur

PS:Green maybe cheese?
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08-04-2010, 12:52 PM
RE: Jesus: Badass?
Hm... You both make excellent points... I'm rather keen on the dinosaur option myself... But could Jesus fight a T-Rex or a Raptor? I mean, he does re-spawn after a while...

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08-04-2010, 03:29 PM
RE: Jesus: Badass?
What about Jesus riding a T-Rex? Now THAT would be bad-ass!

You have just begun reading the sentence you have just finished reading.
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08-04-2010, 06:11 PM
RE: Jesus: Badass?
Piked for sure. That belongs in some horror movie. THEN maybe I would be afraid of his threats(hell).

I don't believe Jesus is the son of God until I see the long form birth certificate!
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08-04-2010, 08:25 PM
RE: Jesus: Badass?
(08-04-2010 03:29 PM)Stark Raving Wrote:  What about Jesus riding a T-Rex? Now THAT would be bad-ass!

Kind of like this...
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Plus Jesus?

Also, still no responses on the plural Jesus... I'm keen on Jesii myself Tongue

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08-04-2010, 08:27 PM
RE: Jesus: Badass?
I was thinkg more along the lines of "Jeese" or Jeesen".

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08-04-2010, 08:29 PM
RE: Jesus: Badass?
"Our name is Jegion, for we are many..."

"Haven't you got any romance in your soul?"
"No," said Granny. "I ain't. And stars don't care what you wish, and magic don't make things better, and no one doesn't get burnt who sticks their hand in a fire."

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08-04-2010, 08:50 PM
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Jesuses Sounds funny, but Jesii works too.

I don't believe Jesus is the son of God until I see the long form birth certificate!
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