Jesus Christ was an Alien
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20-11-2013, 09:55 PM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
(20-11-2013 09:45 PM)C²L Wrote:  Jesus couldn't have been an alien, if he were then we'd have all kinds of alien technology. If they really were benevolent, they wouldn't have just left a demigod then left the planet, they'd of developed us. Nothing you say here is connecting with me.

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20-11-2013, 10:00 PM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
(20-11-2013 09:45 PM)C²L Wrote:  Jesus couldn't have been an alien, if he were then we'd have all kinds of alien technology. If they really were benevolent, they wouldn't have just left a demigod then left the planet, they'd of developed us. Nothing you say here is connecting with me.
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20-11-2013, 10:19 PM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
(20-11-2013 09:45 PM)C²L Wrote:  Jesus couldn't have been an alien, if he were then we'd have all kinds of alien technology. If they really were benevolent, they wouldn't have just left a demigod then left the planet, they'd of developed us. Nothing you say here is connecting with me.

Haven't you seen Prometheus, they were cnts that created us, just like god, seems conclusive.

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20-11-2013, 11:12 PM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
(20-11-2013 07:49 PM)AJRyan6of7 Wrote:  Jesus as a space alien is something that I've brought up to people that I know for years!

I've also been known to argue that many "miracles" in the Bible could have been caused by alien intervention...the "heavenly host" seen after Jesus' birth...the parting of the red sea, for example, could have been some kind of tractor beam or something? Big Grin

I can't say that I necessarily believe it, but it's fun to think about, and posing those theories to Christians seems to drive them nuts, in my experience, which can also be fun.

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Um, the Red Sea thing - that was Moses. Just sayin'.

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20-11-2013, 11:15 PM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
Now you guys are sounding like the ancient aliens crewTongue
Can I jump in too?Big Grin

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21-11-2013, 02:26 AM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
(20-11-2013 11:12 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(20-11-2013 07:49 PM)AJRyan6of7 Wrote:  Jesus as a space alien is something that I've brought up to people that I know for years!

I've also been known to argue that many "miracles" in the Bible could have been caused by alien intervention...the "heavenly host" seen after Jesus' birth...the parting of the red sea, for example, could have been some kind of tractor beam or something? Big Grin

I can't say that I necessarily believe it, but it's fun to think about, and posing those theories to Christians seems to drive them nuts, in my experience, which can also be fun.

AJ

Um, the Red Sea thing - that was Moses. Just sayin'.

Um, yep, I do know that. I wasn't implying in my post that the Red Sea parting was Jesus, but that other Bible "miracles" could also be interpreted as alien interaction. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

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21-11-2013, 10:31 AM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
nuh uh, the parting of the red sea was due to giant sheets of plexi plexiglass on either side and then they used a huge vacuum to suck up the water in between and once the hebrews made it across safely the aliens drew back the glass and it began to flood again taking out the pharos men.

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21-11-2013, 02:41 PM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
(20-11-2013 09:55 PM)Logisch Wrote:  
(20-11-2013 09:45 PM)C²L Wrote:  Jesus couldn't have been an alien, if he were then we'd have all kinds of alien technology. If they really were benevolent, they wouldn't have just left a demigod then left the planet, they'd of developed us. Nothing you say here is connecting with me.

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21-11-2013, 02:53 PM
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
Yea, he was an alien. It's in the gospel of Judas.

Jesus was an avatar of Seth (3rd kid of Adam & Eve) and he was to return to the immortal realm of Barbelo.

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25-11-2013, 06:28 PM (This post was last modified: 25-11-2013 06:31 PM by Lawls.)
RE: Jesus Christ was an Alien
Maybe those Egyptian sun-halo things that you always see Jesus and the apostles with in paintings(sometimes Vishnu and Muhammad are depicted to have these too), were their environment helmetsShocking.
Also let's not forget, he ascended like in a TRACTOR BEAM! haha.This just proves that the Bible is so primitive and insane that you can make it fit any theory.
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