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01-09-2011, 11:45 PM
Jesus > Chuck Norris
Came across an article in my newspaper. It's an artist that depicts a contemporary Jesus in the form of a badass Chuck Norris look-alike.

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There's more on this website. I sincerely doubt it's the slightest bit close to reality, but it's somewhat funny.

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02-09-2011, 12:16 AM
RE: Jesus > Chuck Norris
I'm LMAO !!! The top pic looks incredibly like me when I was 20 years younger! (in the face - the eyes, the nose, the beard, the hair...)
I'm gonna have to send the link to some old friends, they'll get a kick out of it! Especially with them knowing my opinions of this fictional character!

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02-09-2011, 02:42 AM
RE: Jesus > Chuck Norris
I hear that Jesus Norris is so tough he goes for a swim every morning....through concrete.

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02-09-2011, 01:28 PM
RE: Jesus > Chuck Norris
(02-09-2011 02:42 AM)FSM_scot Wrote:  I hear that Jesus Norris is so tough he goes for a swim every morning....through concrete.

Hollywood concrete ( AKA - Styrofoam ) Big Grin

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02-09-2011, 01:45 PM
RE: Jesus > Chuck Norris
Looks like that semi-though lead man from Nickelback Big Grin
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03-09-2011, 09:34 AM
RE: Jesus > Chuck Norris
(02-09-2011 01:28 PM)blasphemy fan Wrote:  
(02-09-2011 02:42 AM)FSM_scot Wrote:  I hear that Jesus Norris is so tough he goes for a swim every morning....through concrete.

Hollywood concrete ( AKA - Styrofoam ) Big Grin

This is Jesus Norris we're talking about here. When he says its concrete you better fucking believe its concrete Big Grin

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06-09-2011, 08:37 AM
 
RE: Jesus > Chuck Norris
http://scratch.mit.edu/static/projects/P...29_med.png

If I could direct your attention to the top left corner of the image, Chuck Norris clearly evolved from Jesus, so it is impossible for Jesus to be better.
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