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19-10-2016, 05:41 PM
Jesus' Head Stolen
Northern Ontario Jesus statue gets shocking replacement head

[Image: jesus-statue-head.JPG]

The vandalism is sad but the story is hilarious and that cheap replacement head looks like something out of HP Lovecraft.

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19-10-2016, 05:42 PM
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Awesome Thumbsup
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19-10-2016, 05:46 PM
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(19-10-2016 05:41 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Northern Ontario Jesus statue gets shocking replacement head

[Image: jesus-statue-head.JPG]

The vandalism is sad but the story is hilarious and that cheap replacement head looks like something out of HP Lovecraft.

Mary gave birth to a troll?

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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19-10-2016, 05:48 PM
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Laugh out load That's an improvement over the other artist's deception. Imagine if the artist had made it white and glazed it. I wonder how long it would have taken for people to notice, had it been the same color as the rest of the statue.
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19-10-2016, 05:53 PM
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That wasn’t a joke? An ‘artist’ conjured that abomination up? I laughed so hard I nearly lost my head. Smile

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19-10-2016, 06:04 PM
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(19-10-2016 05:46 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(19-10-2016 05:41 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Northern Ontario Jesus statue gets shocking replacement head

[Image: jesus-statue-head.JPG]

The vandalism is sad but the story is hilarious and that cheap replacement head looks like something out of HP Lovecraft.

Mary gave birth to a troll?

Mary was not pregnant. She was constipated. In the end she gave birth to a four kilogram turd.

NOTE: Member, Tomasia uses this site to slander other individuals. He then later proclaims it a joke, but not in public.
I will call him a liar and a dog here and now.
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19-10-2016, 08:24 PM
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He's just a little constipated, and he's trying to 'go'.
Babies sometimes get red in the face when they can't "go".

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19-10-2016, 08:51 PM
Jesus' Head Stolen
It has a Trump spray tan.
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19-10-2016, 09:52 PM
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I wish the troll head had chia pet hair. That would make it even more ah-mazing!
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19-10-2016, 10:12 PM
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(19-10-2016 09:52 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I wish the troll head had chia pet hair. That would make it even more ah-mazing!

If you can get that marketed by the holidays, (a chia-madonna-and-Jebus), you one rich lady. Angel

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