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19-10-2016, 10:17 PM
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If Jesus had been decapitated instead of crucified, would his post resurrection self have just been a head hopping around or a headless body?

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19-10-2016, 10:18 PM (This post was last modified: 19-10-2016 10:23 PM by Chas.)
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(19-10-2016 10:17 PM)yakherder Wrote:  If Jesus had been decapitated instead of crucified, would his post resurrection self have just been a head hopping around or a headless body?

The headsman's axe.

Or sword. Consider

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20-10-2016, 12:35 AM
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(19-10-2016 05:41 PM)Paleophyte Wrote:  Northern Ontario Jesus statue gets shocking replacement head

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The vandalism is sad but the story is hilarious and that cheap replacement head looks like something out of HP Lovecraft.

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20-10-2016, 04:09 AM
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Still laughing!

As well... some young bloke turned up at a church in suburban Melbourne, Australia, and told the priest that he was Jesus Christ, and was "reclaiming" his head:

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The theft of the statue’s head has had a "severe" effect on the church community, [its priest] Fr Casey said. "Certainly for the Italian parishioners it was quite a shock," he said.

Fr Casey said he believed the culprit may have had mental health issues and may have dumped the head somewhere. He said he hoped that someone might have seen the head and that they would return it to the church so the statue could be repaired.

"We are hoping to put it back on," he said.


So... the obvious question arises: Why doesn't God reinstate these heads? Why is it the task of mortal men? Has God lost his omnipotence?

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20-10-2016, 05:48 AM
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(19-10-2016 10:12 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(19-10-2016 09:52 PM)jennybee Wrote:  I wish the troll head had chia pet hair. That would make it even more ah-mazing!

If you can get that marketed by the holidays, (a chia-madonna-and-Jebus), you one rich lady. Angel




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20-10-2016, 08:43 AM
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Seriously though, who would do such a thing? Heads will roll...oops Tongue

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20-10-2016, 08:44 AM
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(20-10-2016 05:48 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(19-10-2016 10:12 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  If you can get that marketed by the holidays, (a chia-madonna-and-Jebus), you one rich lady. Angel




I want one. I need chia Jesus' help to season my spaghetti sauce.

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20-10-2016, 08:47 AM
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I wonder where the Jesus head will wind up? Consider

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20-10-2016, 08:49 AM
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typical "pick and choose" theology.....

Leviticus 26:1
Ye shall make you no idols nor graven image, neither rear you up a standing image, neither shall ye set up any image of stone in your land, to bow down unto it: for I am the LORD your God.

They're all upset about something they're specifically prohibited from doing in the first place......................



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20-10-2016, 10:11 AM
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Reminds me of another infamous Jesus repair job.

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