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10-06-2015, 06:52 AM
Jesus Shops at IKEA
Well, at least it isn't toast.

Jebus at IKEA

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10-06-2015, 07:12 AM
RE: Jesus Shops at IKEA
(10-06-2015 06:52 AM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Well, at least it isn't toast.

Jebus at IKEA

To me, that looks like a tooth in desperate need of fillings...

But that may just be a subconscious reflection of my recent teeth problems...

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10-06-2015, 07:23 AM
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Can't be. Jebus had no spikey hair.

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10-06-2015, 07:27 AM
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(10-06-2015 07:23 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  Can't be. Jebus had no spikey hair.

I was thinking it looked more like a Mammoth skull.

Or Beelzebub since there are small horns. Or perhaps Hellboy.

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10-06-2015, 07:35 AM
RE: Jesus Shops at IKEA
Jesus...or Jesus...you decide: Laughat

[Image: jeebus_zps30jtxmfe.jpg]

[Image: dane_zpsvot9nnva.jpg]

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10-06-2015, 07:46 AM
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really doesn't look like much of anything to me, maybe something with tiny horns at the top.

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10-06-2015, 07:53 AM
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I got nothing...


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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10-06-2015, 08:36 AM
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(10-06-2015 07:35 AM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  Jesus...or Jesus...you decide: Laughat

[Image: jeebus_zps30jtxmfe.jpg]

[Image: dane_zpsvot9nnva.jpg]

That's what I was thinking. God is Dog, apparently. Prime example of pareidolia. Ya see what you want.
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10-06-2015, 09:00 AM
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I thought it looked like the south end of two north facing, humping dogs.......

Good thing I'm not taking a Rorschach test........

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10-06-2015, 07:55 PM
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[Image: miraak.png]

Miraak? Tongue

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