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20-11-2011, 05:59 AM
Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
We all know God and Jesus love to appear from time to time to prove their existence. It's far more effective to appear on a slice of toast than to effectively banish world famine, AIDS, wars and disasters. To spread the good word, I propose we all present pictures of Jesus and God appearing on various objects all over the world.

Here's Jesus appearing on a rock

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She 's such a good christian that she's putting it on eBay so that others can view it (yeah right). Never mind the fact that a piece of toast depicting Jesus was sold for $24.000 in 2004. It's just to share the wonder, not for profit Tongue

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the very expensive piece of toast



Apart from that, Jesus decided to appear on other kinds of household apparel and food:

potato chips:
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a pan:
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an iron:
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a cloud:
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slippers:
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a sock:
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a telephone pole:
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Ok, this proves it, Jesus exists! Now let's stone my heretic neighbour and take his beautiful daughter as a trophy! Thank you, Lord Big Grin

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20-11-2011, 06:12 AM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
He seems to like dogs asses...
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20-11-2011, 10:21 AM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(20-11-2011 06:12 AM)The_observer Wrote:  He seems to like dogs asses...

It's a perfect illustration of the meaning of religion Big Grin

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20-11-2011, 10:39 AM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
This appearance took place at a Walmart in South Carolina... in most of the US Walmart is the religion. Dodgy


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20-11-2011, 11:35 AM
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(20-11-2011 10:21 AM)Thammuz Wrote:  
(20-11-2011 06:12 AM)The_observer Wrote:  He seems to like dogs asses...

It's a perfect illustration of the meaning of religion Big Grin
Well...
If God is really omnipresent, He's also in a dogs ass, is He?
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And in mine... Confused
Sounds gay Smile

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20-11-2011, 12:42 PM (This post was last modified: 20-11-2011 01:13 PM by Thammuz.)
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(20-11-2011 11:35 AM)The_observer Wrote:  Well...
If God is really omnipresent, He's also in a dogs ass, is He?
.
..
...
And in mine... Confused
Sounds gay Smile
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So, let's recapitulate:

God is everywhere, your ass is somewhere: therefore God is in your ass

A man going into the ass of another man is gay; God created Adam according to his image, which makes God manlike: therefore God is gay

God desires the stoning of gay people: therefore we should stone God


Let's find the reasoning error here... Big Grin




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20-11-2011, 12:45 PM
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Too bad multiple likes don't work Smile

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20-11-2011, 01:28 PM (This post was last modified: 20-11-2011 01:31 PM by FSM_scot.)
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
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the very expensive piece of toast

That's not Jesus. It's clearly Lemmy from Motörhead
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22-11-2011, 07:33 AM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
WHOA!!! Why is my face on so many random items....and a dogs ass?

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23-11-2011, 04:28 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(22-11-2011 07:33 AM)Hamata k Wrote:  WHOA!!! Why is my face on so many random items....and a dogs ass?

Is that a question you want answered? Big Grin

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