Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
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24-11-2011, 05:36 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(20-11-2011 12:42 PM)Thammuz Wrote:  So, let's recapitulate:

God is everywhere, your ass is somewhere: therefore God is in your ass

A man going into the ass of another man is gay; God created Adam according to his image, which makes God manlike: therefore God is gay

God desires the stoning of gay people: therefore we should stone God

Let's find the reasoning error here... Big Grin

Couldn't find any logical flaws. You want I should keep lookin'? ... Problem is now I got this stone in my hand and nowhere to throw it, that god's one elusive slippery bastard.

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24-11-2011, 09:03 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
That reminds me of decoherence, Girly...

A god that is nowhere has a possibility of being everywhere. The peculiar convergence of emergence in this unit is that YHWH as the number 4 is also representative of a probability field collapsed by the energy of my awareness. Wink

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27-11-2011, 11:45 AM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(24-11-2011 05:36 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Couldn't find any logical flaws. You want I should keep lookin'? ... Problem is now I got this stone in my hand and nowhere to throw it, that god's one elusive slippery bastard.

If God is in our ass and according to biblical law when need to stone him, does that mean we have to beat rocks against our asses?
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29-11-2011, 07:25 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(27-11-2011 11:45 AM)Kaos MD Wrote:  
(24-11-2011 05:36 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Couldn't find any logical flaws. You want I should keep lookin'? ... Problem is now I got this stone in my hand and nowhere to throw it, that god's one elusive slippery bastard.

If God is in our ass and according to biblical law when need to stone him, does that mean we have to beat rocks against our asses?

Ahhh .... thanks Dr. Kaos, I finally have a place to put this fucking rock.

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29-11-2011, 08:27 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(20-11-2011 12:42 PM)Thammuz Wrote:  So, let's recapitulate:
God is everywhere, your ass is somewhere: therefore God is in your ass
A man going into the ass of another man is gay; God created Adam according to his image, which makes God manlike: therefore God is gay
God desires the stoning of gay people: therefore we should stone God
Let's find the reasoning error here... Big Grin

We should stone God, because God did moon Moses:

Exodus 33:23- "And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.”

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01-12-2011, 04:04 AM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
NO WAY! God mooned Moses, for real?! This is just great, do you think he just plays with us, like Q?

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01-12-2011, 08:39 AM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
(29-11-2011 08:27 PM)Organon Wrote:  We should stone God, because God did moon Moses:

Exodus 33:23- "And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.”


Holy crap - god's a mooner!
Wink I may need to add him to the list of fictitious characters I carry a slight, albeit smirking respect for.

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01-12-2011, 08:48 AM
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If God happens to be real, then he is still in me, and therefore he was stoned last night. And the night before....and...Cool

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10-03-2012, 01:48 PM
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(20-11-2011 05:59 AM)Thammuz Wrote:  Here's Jesus appearing on a rock

You're wrong. That's Quan Yin. Get your deities straight.

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10-03-2012, 03:49 PM
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I had an image of Jesus once. I was going to sell it for money, but my wife flushed it.

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