Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
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10-03-2012, 04:12 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(10-03-2012 03:49 PM)craniumonempty Wrote:  I had an image of Jesus once. I was going to sell it for money, but my wife flushed it.

that's holy shit! Now it's gone forth and blessed the sewer systems of your city.
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10-03-2012, 05:33 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(10-03-2012 04:12 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(10-03-2012 03:49 PM)craniumonempty Wrote:  I had an image of Jesus once. I was going to sell it for money, but my wife flushed it.

that's holy shit! Now it's gone forth and blessed the sewer systems of your city.

I live on an island not really near a city, so it's a septic tank... a holy septic tank. I pray to it every day. My prayers are solid and provide much relief.. in passing anyway.

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theist: "See! There is a heaven."
atheist: "So, you consider heaven a joke too?"
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10-03-2012, 05:36 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(10-03-2012 05:33 PM)craniumonempty Wrote:  
(10-03-2012 04:12 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(10-03-2012 03:49 PM)craniumonempty Wrote:  I had an image of Jesus once. I was going to sell it for money, but my wife flushed it.

that's holy shit! Now it's gone forth and blessed the sewer systems of your city.

I live on an island not really near a city, so it's a septic tank... a holy septic tank. I pray to it every day. My prayers are solid and provide much relief.. in passing anyway.

Typical deity second rate implementation. The shit that was to save the world is now trapped in a septic tank... Omniscience my ass.
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10-03-2012, 06:28 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
(10-03-2012 05:36 PM)morondog Wrote:  Typical deity second rate implementation. The shit that was to save the world is now trapped in a septic tank... Omniscience my ass.

See!. You DO believe. Your ass indeed... your ass indeed.

BTW, it's Shit, not shit. It's a proper name.

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19-03-2012, 01:42 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
Yeah, He is truly omnipotent and omnipresent! He's in a dog's asshole. lawl
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19-03-2012, 05:07 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhenew "proof"
My favorite is when he appears on the ass of a dog, I once took a shit that looked like Jesus, then I flushed it.
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21-03-2012, 07:31 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
so, any man with long hair and beard is Jesus.

Man, so many homeless Jesus on the street, truely everywhere
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21-03-2012, 07:40 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
Why just men. I know a few women with long hair and beards, do they count?

"Belief means not wanting to know what is true"
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24-03-2012, 03:14 PM
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It's annoys me so much when people pray to Jesus to thank him for showing himself on toast or whatever. Meanwhile thousands of poor african children are dying!
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24-03-2012, 03:28 PM
RE: Jesus appears everywhere: new "proof"
Bucky's birthday present ...I want one of these toasters for my birthday. You can get one at Amazon.

I'll be waitin .. http://www.amazon.com/Burnt-Impressions-...B0042QRYO8

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Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things" (KJV)

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