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09-08-2012, 02:45 PM (This post was last modified: 09-08-2012 02:54 PM by fstratzero.)
Jesus died with an erection?
Quote:The phenomenon has been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the noose. Spinal cord injuries are known to be associated with priapism. Injuries to the cerebellum or spinal cord are often associated with priapism in living patients.

Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women. In women, the labia and clitoris will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina. In men, "a more or less complete state of erection of the penis, with discharge of urine, mucus or prostatic fluid is a frequent occurrence ... present in one case in three." Other causes of death may also result in these effects, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, and violent death by poisoning. A postmortem priapism is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_erection
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Dead-Men-...7649.shtml

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What are your thoughts? Is it weird to go to heaven with a boner?

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09-08-2012, 03:35 PM
RE: Jesus died with an erection?
Ha -nah- it's not uncommon for men to pop a chub while experiencing a traumatic death... has a lot to do with all the extreme endorphin activity. It's been observed in hanged prisoners... which is probably why this artist depicted this Christ, looking a bit frustratedly resigned, yet up for it. Shy

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09-08-2012, 03:37 PM
RE: Jesus died with an erection?
(09-08-2012 03:35 PM)kim Wrote:  Ha -nah- it's not uncommon for men to pop a chub while experiencing a traumatic death... has a lot to do with all the extreme endorphin activity. It's been observed in hanged prisoners... which is probably why this artist depicted this Christ, looking a bit frustratedly resigned, yet up for it. Shy

Christ is depicted with all sorts of human maladies in art. There are several of him with syphilis.

Does that make him a slutty savior?

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09-08-2012, 03:39 PM
RE: Jesus died with an erection?
Not only violent deaths. My husband passed very peacefully over the course of almost 2 days, and during that time he had a number of erections. Not at the very end though.

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09-08-2012, 03:43 PM
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(09-08-2012 03:37 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  
(09-08-2012 03:35 PM)kim Wrote:  Ha -nah- it's not uncommon for men to pop a chub while experiencing a traumatic death... has a lot to do with all the extreme endorphin activity. It's been observed in hanged prisoners... which is probably why this artist depicted this Christ, looking a bit frustratedly resigned, yet up for it. Shy

Christ is depicted with all sorts of human maladies in art. There are several of him with syphilis.

Does that make him a slutty savior?

I heard he was supposed to be a hottie. I also heard he had several brothers and sisters who were all allegedly pretty people. So... I'm thinkin' they probably all got some. Thumbsup

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09-08-2012, 03:46 PM
RE: Jesus died with an erection?
All hail the holy syphilis infected boner of Christ!

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09-08-2012, 03:59 PM
RE: Jesus died with an erection?
Wow, that makes it sound like Christ was really into the freakier shit.

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09-08-2012, 04:00 PM
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(09-08-2012 03:59 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Wow, that makes it sound like Christ was really into the freakier shit.

If he could make people rise from the dead........ Wink

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09-08-2012, 05:59 PM
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(09-08-2012 04:00 PM)fstratzero Wrote:  
(09-08-2012 03:59 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Wow, that makes it sound like Christ was really into the freakier shit.

If he could make people rise from the dead........ Wink

Christ, the Magical Cosmic Zombie Jew who is also his own father. And possible a necrophiliac?

Did I interpret that correctly?

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09-08-2012, 06:25 PM
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(09-08-2012 03:39 PM)Dom Wrote:  Not only violent deaths. My husband passed very peacefully over the course of almost 2 days, and during that time he had a number of erections. Not at the very end though.

Dunno about the physiology and neurochemistry involved, but feels right in my gut. Last call for insemination and procreation and keeping the genes going and all that.
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I realize that's crude, I just hope that didn't come across as insensitive, Dom. Blush

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