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25-04-2016, 03:03 PM
Jesus (fill-in-the-blank) Christ!!!
It's an exercise I go through sometimes to pass the time, trying to come up with amusing variations of the classic "Jesus Tap Dancing Christ," or "Sweet Titty Biting Baby Jesus," etc.

So what are some of the best ones you've thought up or heard?
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25-04-2016, 03:16 PM
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The ones I personally use are pretty mundane -- I'm not very creative when it comes to profanity.

but I really like your second one.Laugh out load
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25-04-2016, 03:26 PM
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Fucking is my standard go to. No need to mess with a classic. Every once in a while I substitute farking or frikkin. Or, after an unfortunate elevator experience or two, farting.

And sometimes I say Jesus on a stick.
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25-04-2016, 03:44 PM
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(25-04-2016 03:03 PM)Mr. Boston Wrote:  It's an exercise I go through sometimes to pass the time, trying to come up with amusing variations of the classic "Jesus Tap Dancing Christ," or "Sweet Titty Biting Baby Jesus," etc.

So what are some of the best ones you've thought up or heard?

Consider
Jeebus 'jumped up n flyin fist fucked a nun's butt' Christ? Laugh out load

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25-04-2016, 04:13 PM
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Jesus "ask me bollocks" Christ!

“The first duty of a man is to think for himself” ― José Martí
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25-04-2016, 05:30 PM (This post was last modified: 25-04-2016 05:33 PM by cactus.)
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I swear a lot IRL, but I rarely use the word Jesus. God makes it into my vocabulary quite a lot, though. You can never go wrong with a nice, good-old-fashioned "God Fucking Damn It."

Honestly, I'd be way more likely to let slip an accidental "Fucking Vishnu" than a "Jesus Fucking Christ" any day.

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25-04-2016, 05:32 PM
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I used to hear Jesus on a pogo stick once in a while, But instead of saying Jesus I often say God Jr and his spook buddy!
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25-04-2016, 07:21 PM
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Jesus jumping Christ on a pogo stick.

Jesus H. Christ ("H" is for "haploid"), which is kind of a mind bender, as haploids are exclusively female.
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26-04-2016, 08:49 AM
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(25-04-2016 03:44 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Consider
Jeebus 'jumped up n flyin fist fucked a nun's butt' Christ? Laugh out load

That one certainly takes the proverbial cake so far!
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26-04-2016, 08:50 AM (This post was last modified: 26-04-2016 09:15 AM by Mr. Boston.)
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Sweet blonde-haired, cooing, diaper-smiting Baby Jesus!
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