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26-04-2016, 01:42 PM
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"Cum Guzzling" go big or go home.

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26-04-2016, 03:56 PM
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Jesus Ass Christ!

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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26-04-2016, 04:02 PM
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Weeping Jesus nailed to a 2 x 4.

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

"We were conservative Jews and that meant we obeyed God's Commandments until His rules became a royal pain in the ass."

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26-04-2016, 04:21 PM
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(26-04-2016 01:42 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  "Cum Guzzling" go big or go home.

I'm not sure if it's good or bad that I've used that one...

Some of my other ones include:
Jesus Spot Welding Christ
Jesus Toe Sucking Christ
Jesus Cock Lovin' Christ
Jesus Manuel Enrique Christo
and my favorite, Sweet Jesus on Hot Buttered Toast
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26-04-2016, 04:29 PM
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I cannot figure out how to start a thread here on this forum, so will insert this here. I just read a piece about "Where would Jesus pee?" He had no father to give him a Y chromosome, so he had only one and it was, by default, an X. So in the latest controversy where would Jesus pee?
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26-04-2016, 05:09 PM
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(26-04-2016 04:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  I cannot figure out how to start a thread here on this forum, so will insert this here. I just read a piece about "Where would Jesus pee?" He had no father to give him a Y chromosome, so he had only one and it was, by default, an X. So in the latest controversy where would Jesus pee?

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Click on one of them, and you should see a larger than normal tab at the top of that that says New Thread
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26-04-2016, 05:26 PM
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I usually just say "bleeding Christ", or if I'm feeling detail-oriented, "Jesus Christ and General Jackson".

"Christ rode a pony!" occasionally sneaks in there, too.
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27-04-2016, 11:38 AM
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The ones I've heard the most (and seen a bunch, here) are:
  • H.
  • Fucking
  • Tap Dancing
  • Titty Fucking

Heh. Out of context, that list makes it look like I'm into heroin, tap dancing, and fucking. One out of three ain't bad.
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27-04-2016, 07:19 PM
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"Jesus Fucking Christ in a Chicken Basket!"
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27-04-2016, 07:21 PM
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(26-04-2016 05:09 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(26-04-2016 04:29 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  I cannot figure out how to start a thread here on this forum, so will insert this here. I just read a piece about "Where would Jesus pee?" He had no father to give him a Y chromosome, so he had only one and it was, by default, an X. So in the latest controversy where would Jesus pee?

At the top of this page you'll see a big ol' "The Thinking Atheist".
Click it to go to the page that shows all the different sections, like The Casual Coffeehouse, or This, That, & The Other.
Click on one of them, and you should see a larger than normal tab at the top of that that says New Thread
Click that, and type away. Shy

Thanks did it!
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