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24-05-2014, 10:11 PM
Jesus is PISSED
YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

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IT'S NOT FIG SEASON MOTHER FUCKERS.

SO HE CURSES A TREE.

Maybe this entire time the saying was actually "God hates FIGS"...
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24-05-2014, 10:12 PM
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See here they are the bruises some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. - JF
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24-05-2014, 11:04 PM
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(24-05-2014 10:11 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

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IT'S NOT FIG SEASON MOTHER FUCKERS.

SO HE CURSES A TREE.

Don't be such a whiner. What ? He's supposed to be a god and know everything or something ?

Oh wait.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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24-05-2014, 11:05 PM
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25-05-2014, 02:31 AM
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Ha ha! I want the Tshirt, I've never heard this before.
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25-05-2014, 04:32 AM
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(24-05-2014 10:11 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?

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IT'S NOT FIG SEASON MOTHER FUCKERS.

SO HE CURSES A TREE.

Maybe this entire time the saying was actually "God hates FIGS"...

What an arse...

The guy can raise the dead, cure the sick, and turn water into wine... But can't make himself a fucking sandwich?

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25-05-2014, 04:35 AM
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Dammit, Ferdi! Just say no to scripture. That shit'll rot yer brain. Dodgy

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25-05-2014, 08:44 AM
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Later on during fig season some guys were standing around that same tree enjoying it's bounty.
One guy said "you remember that crazy fucker that flipped out over this tree because it wasn't fig season?"
The other guys laughed and continued to enjoy their figs....
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