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14-05-2012, 02:25 PM
Jesus is watching you.
I'm creating a few threads because I have numerous videos of everything and I hope I'm not spamming.





By God, By God I believe I have finally seen the darkness and will blindly follow the nonsense so many humans have.

Of course God is so busy putting images of Jesus on potatoes that he doesn't notice the horrible tragedies in our world.

Praise Jesus!

Completely joking of my earlier comments of course.

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The way to see by Faith is to shut the eye of Reason.” -Benjamin Franklin

It has been a long time. How have you been?
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14-05-2012, 02:53 PM
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I don't wanna be human no morez. Angry

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14-05-2012, 03:04 PM (This post was last modified: 14-05-2012 03:48 PM by Bucky Ball.)
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You can make yer own little miracle every mornin'.

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14-05-2012, 05:18 PM
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bucky, I bought one of those toast makers in Austin yesterday!

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14-05-2012, 05:32 PM
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(14-05-2012 05:18 PM)Debzilla Wrote:  bucky, I bought one of those toast makers in Austin yesterday!


Gotta git me one. I found my sister's next birthday present. Hard to out-do this year, but this will do it !

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14-05-2012, 05:52 PM
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Those things are no more a representation of jesus than this: t

Just think... the lower-case t could be jesus on the cross! and it's everywhere, even in our language!


People see what they want to see. I can't even see the supposed "man in the moon" that everyone talks about. I see crators, impacts, reflection from rocks... but no face, not even anything resembling a face. Even with the points highlighted, I swear people must be on too many drugs to see anything.
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14-05-2012, 05:57 PM
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Is Jesus watching while I masturbate? Does it make him happy or sad? Republicans would undoubtedly say sad, since I'm wasting seed that otherwise would have been used to procreate....

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14-05-2012, 06:19 PM
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so funny Jesus a European looking guy!!! Who was a Jew from the Middle East. Yeah right! And then the Virgin Mary with Blond hair. You cant make this shit up. Funny how it looks like a artist rendering. Who was the model for the first painting?? It was a shame for a man to have long hair.

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14-05-2012, 06:44 PM
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(14-05-2012 05:57 PM)Seasbury Wrote:  Is Jesus watching while I masturbate?
No dude. That's Christopher Walkin.
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14-05-2012, 07:04 PM
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5:01 that's no jesus! that's Darth Vader!! Tongue

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