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06-04-2017, 12:32 PM
RE: Jesus isn't coming back
great video!
Christians have been saying he is coming back "any day now", or that the "end times are Nigh" for over 1500 years.


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06-04-2017, 12:32 PM
RE: Jesus isn't coming back
(06-04-2017 12:05 PM)OutLoudAtheist Wrote:  
(06-04-2017 11:57 AM)ResidentEvilFan Wrote:  I've always thought a pretty clear reading of the Bible indicated Jesus was supposed to return relatively soon after he left the first time.

That's my point. Jesus talks about coming back like he's going to happen really soon (within the apostles own life time). It didn't happen.

Yet people keep waiting and predicting.

The transfiguration excuse makes no sense either, because like you pointed out, it happened like a week later. Saying some of them will still be alive a week later isn't even close to any kind of declaration. That's like me telling everyone at work "some here won't taste death before the start of football season."
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06-04-2017, 12:34 PM
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(06-04-2017 12:32 PM)ResidentEvilFan Wrote:  
(06-04-2017 12:05 PM)OutLoudAtheist Wrote:  That's my point. Jesus talks about coming back like he's going to happen really soon (within the apostles own life time). It didn't happen.

Yet people keep waiting and predicting.

The transfiguration excuse makes no sense either, because like you pointed out, it happened like a week later. Saying some of them will still be alive a week later isn't even close to any kind of declaration. That's like me telling everyone at work "some here won't taste death before the start of football season."

hahahahaha... nice. And yes, you're exactly right! Bingo!

Haha, some of you here will not taste death before you taste some bad ass pizza

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06-04-2017, 12:43 PM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2017 08:55 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Jesus isn't coming back
They were all "apocalyptics", and they all got it way wrong.They expected the end-times at any moment. Paul also thought the end-times were coming (very) soon, which is why he said people should not marry, and had to justify what happened to people "who had already fallen asleep in the Lord". When the temple was destroyed, they were sure it was about to happen. Then in the bar Kochba revolt (132), Jerusalem was sacked and destroyed, they could not figure out what the hell was going on, when it STILL didn't happen. It's one of the main reasons we have Christianity as we know it. Everything had to be re-thought in terms of a permanent religion that originally thought it was about to be irrelevant.

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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06-04-2017, 12:48 PM
RE: Jesus isn't coming back
(06-04-2017 12:34 PM)OutLoudAtheist Wrote:  
(06-04-2017 12:32 PM)ResidentEvilFan Wrote:  The transfiguration excuse makes no sense either, because like you pointed out, it happened like a week later. Saying some of them will still be alive a week later isn't even close to any kind of declaration. That's like me telling everyone at work "some here won't taste death before the start of football season."

hahahahaha... nice. And yes, you're exactly right! Bingo!

Haha, some of you here will not taste death before you taste some bad ass pizza

I make pizza for a living. But, its good pizza.


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06-04-2017, 01:18 PM (This post was last modified: 06-04-2017 02:06 PM by Thoreauvian.)
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Jesus isn't coming back? You ruined the ending!

You should have said, "Spoiler alert!"

Gasp
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06-04-2017, 01:40 PM
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(06-04-2017 01:18 PM)Thoreauvian Wrote:  Jesus isn't coming back? You ruined the ending.

You should have said, "Spoiler alert!"

Gasp

hahahaha well played.. Damn... other people always come up with the good ideas.

lol this reminds me of conversations I have with my wife. Sometimes she thinks I said something that is really funny. Turns out I didn't say what she thought I said and what I actually said was completely not funny. Then I ask her "Why didn't you give me that idea before I said it!"

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06-04-2017, 01:45 PM
RE: Jesus isn't coming back
Jesus, if he existed, is dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.

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Yup.

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He's diddly-do-da-dead.

Dead, dead, dead.


And he isn't coming back

Why?

Because he's dead!

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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06-04-2017, 01:53 PM
RE: Jesus isn't coming back
(06-04-2017 01:45 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Jesus, if he existed, is dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.

[Image: hqdefault.jpg]

Yup.

[Image: 32968410.jpg]

He's diddly-do-da-dead.

Dead, dead, dead.


And he isn't coming back

Why?

Because he's dead!

hahaha... this reminds me of a Simpsons episode where the kids are crying "he's already dead!"




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06-04-2017, 02:23 PM
RE: Jesus isn't coming back
What no one has realized yet is that Jesus came back last week, plopped down in Syria. Assad with the help of the Russians gassed him. Drinking Beverage

He wasn't long for this world...again.

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