Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
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20-01-2014, 01:35 PM (This post was last modified: 22-01-2014 02:25 PM by Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver.)
Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
http://news.msn.com/offbeat/rios-famous-...ts-fingers

Christ The Redeemer, the famous 100 foot tall statue of Jesus atop Corcovado Mtn in Rio De Janerio, Brazil keeps being struck by lightning causing the statue's fingers to break off. Plans exist to replace the statue's missing finger and thumb.

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20-01-2014, 03:17 PM
RE: Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
Maybe the assholes should invest in a lightning rod instead of "praying?"

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20-01-2014, 03:50 PM
RE: Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
Zeus often acts like this after a long night drinking with Dionysus. Rio needs to rethink their thunder god worship.
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21-01-2014, 04:41 AM
RE: Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
That is hilarious.

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21-01-2014, 12:25 PM
RE: Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
(20-01-2014 03:50 PM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Zeus often acts like this after a long night drinking with Dionysus. Rio needs to rethink their thunder god worship.

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21-01-2014, 12:31 PM
RE: Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
"Last month, the world's largest Art Deco statue lost part of its right middle finger in a storm."


Oh, where the hell is my Jesus flipping the bird pic...?

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21-01-2014, 12:31 PM
RE: Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
(20-01-2014 01:35 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  http://news.msn.com/offbeat/rios-famous-...ts-fingers

Christ The Redeemer, the famous 100 foot tall statue Jesus atop Corcovado Mtn in Rio De Janerio, Brazil keeps being struck by lightning causing the statue's fingers to break off. Plans exist to replace the statue's missing finger and thumb.

Well god did say you aren't allowed to build effigies or worship icons and the like...

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21-01-2014, 12:45 PM (This post was last modified: 21-01-2014 01:07 PM by Taqiyya Mockingbird.)
RE: Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
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21-01-2014, 03:17 PM
RE: Jesus keeps getting struck by lightning and losing fingers.
If I lie strike me down... hmmm..
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