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06-05-2011, 09:22 AM
Jesus lives!
Stop worrying about al Qaeda, Fukushima, Darfur, Somalia, cancer, AIDS and everything else!
Jesus appeared again: this time on the soles of a flip-flop.

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I'm glad to know he's here to help us. His powers of good are truly magnificent! Tongue

"Infinitus est numerus stultorum." (The number of fools is infinite)
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06-05-2011, 09:44 AM
RE: Jesus lives!
That looks more like some random bearded dwarf from Lord of the Rings :3

Does that means Jesus was a bearded dwarf?
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06-05-2011, 10:00 AM
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(06-05-2011 09:44 AM)Tim_Kiebooms Wrote:  That looks more like some random bearded dwarf from Lord of the Rings :3

Does that means Jesus was a bearded dwarf?

Nowhere in the bible does it say Jesus WASN'T a bearded dwarf Tongue

But this scenario seems more credible to me:

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"Infinitus est numerus stultorum." (The number of fools is infinite)
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06-05-2011, 10:57 AM
 
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I saw Jesus on the street corner yesterday.
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06-05-2011, 04:17 PM
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Bull. That's not Jesus, that's Jabba the Hutt!
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I don't believe Jesus is the son of God until I see the long form birth certificate!
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07-05-2011, 12:01 AM (This post was last modified: 07-05-2011 12:10 AM by DeepThought.)
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This reminds me of The Chasers - more great Australian comedy.





They had to apologize over the last skit involving a church sign "Now 99% Terror Free!" and the show got suspended for a couple of weeks. I was surprised at the supposed public outrage and the way the media was bashing them over this for being so 'insensitive'. What a load of crap! If it wasn't Islam no-one would care.

I think that fear was the main cause for that reaction though I'm not sure.
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07-05-2011, 05:35 AM
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It's Lemmy from Motorhead. If Lemmy and God had a fight who would win? It's a trick question......everybody knows Lemmy is God.
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08-05-2011, 01:23 PM
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I am almost ashamed that I know what movie that is from: Airheads.

Shackle their minds when they're bent on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
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08-05-2011, 11:01 PM
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(07-05-2011 05:35 AM)Phacops Wrote:  It's Lemmy from Motorhead. If Lemmy and God had a fight who would win? It's a trick question......everybody knows Lemmy is God.

I guess god needs some singing and bass lessons. Tongue

When I find myself in times of trouble, Richard Dawkins comes to me, speaking words of reason, now I see, now I see.
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09-05-2011, 12:12 PM
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(08-05-2011 11:01 PM)No J. Wrote:  
(07-05-2011 05:35 AM)Phacops Wrote:  It's Lemmy from Motorhead. If Lemmy and God had a fight who would win? It's a trick question......everybody knows Lemmy is God.
I guess god needs some singing and bass lessons. Tongue
You aren't going to bother God with actual technical details are you Big Grin

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