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16-04-2015, 04:48 PM
Jesus loves porn stars and the XXX Church. Seriously.
I thought this was a joke. But, apparently it's a real thing? Why didn't I hear about this BEFORE I deconverted??? I would have been in church EVERY FREAKIN' DAY!



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16-04-2015, 06:26 PM
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All praise dem titties.
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16-04-2015, 06:35 PM
RE: Jesus loves porn stars and the XXX Church. Seriously.
Of course he does, duh. He'd used to hang out with outcasts, I'm sure porn stars are relatively harmless in comparison.

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17-04-2015, 06:06 AM
RE: Jesus loves porn stars and the XXX Church. Seriously.
Makes sense ---

Tax free porn......

Now if they could just merge with the First Church of the Holy Brewery......

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17-04-2015, 06:16 AM
RE: Jesus loves porn stars and the XXX Church. Seriously.
(17-04-2015 06:06 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Makes sense ---

Tax free porn......

Now if they could just merge with the First Church of the Holy Brewery......

Religion brewing beer? Inconceivable!

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*yumm*

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17-04-2015, 07:03 AM
RE: Jesus loves porn stars and the XXX Church. Seriously.
(17-04-2015 06:16 AM)Alex K Wrote:  
(17-04-2015 06:06 AM)onlinebiker Wrote:  Makes sense ---

Tax free porn......

Now if they could just merge with the First Church of the Holy Brewery......

Religion brewing beer? Inconceivable!

[Image: bierglosar2.jpg]

[Image: andechs_kloster_logo.jpg]

*yumm*

Not sure which one that is, but...

If all the religious orders of the world could be "miraculously" dismantled tomorrow, I would vote that we leave Scourmont Abbey in Chimay intact. Otherwise, it could mean the end of the production of one of the greatest beers in the world.

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17-04-2015, 07:05 AM
RE: Jesus loves porn stars and the XXX Church. Seriously.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Unsure

I don't mean Jesus.

Dodgy

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17-04-2015, 07:07 AM
RE: Jesus loves porn stars and the XXX Church. Seriously.
Erm ... she gave up the porn business because of this. She basically took the nicely packaged bait.
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17-04-2015, 07:09 AM
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See, now I disagree with her. She said she wasn't supposed to do that with her life, that she was supposed to help people. I would argue she helped a lot of people.

If this is real, it's a pretty niche market.

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17-04-2015, 07:33 AM
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(17-04-2015 07:03 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Not sure which one that is, but...

If all the religious orders of the world could be "miraculously" dismantled tomorrow, I would vote that we leave Scourmont Abbey in Chimay intact. Otherwise, it could mean the end of the production of one of the greatest beers in the world.

Andechs is a famous brewing Benedictine monastery in Bavaria. And yes, the Belgian Trappists must be spared as well.

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