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15-11-2014, 09:47 PM
RE: Jesus money
Never even heard of it.

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16-11-2014, 11:09 AM
RE: Jesus money
I suppose it's appropriate, their money is about as real as their messiah.

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16-11-2014, 02:37 PM
RE: Jesus money
Maybe we should start going to church and pulling this same trick with their collection plates.

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18-11-2014, 02:32 AM
RE: Jesus money
(15-11-2014 09:47 PM)Res Publica Wrote:  Never even heard of it.

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18-11-2014, 03:01 AM (This post was last modified: 18-11-2014 03:04 AM by Nurse.)
RE: Jesus money
What is the mother fucking point of this shit? I just don't understand. Are there really people stupid enough to buy this bullshit propaganda? Even when I was a Christian I thought things like this were retarded and more detrimental to the Christian agenda than helpful. I acknowledged that indoctrination had a large part to do with my faith - as did the church and my parents. It's why they constantly bitch that I don't take my son to church and why I lie and say I do. A quote by my fundie mom "Take my boy to church or he's not going to know how to go." They recognize adults rarely become Christians. All they're doing is killing trees and pissing people off so they can do holy masturbation over how much of a martyr they are for their faith when people are justifiably offended by being ripped off.

Whew. Rant over.

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18-11-2014, 03:24 AM
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(18-11-2014 03:01 AM)Nurse Wrote:  What is the mother fucking point of this shit? I just don't understand. Are there really people stupid enough to buy this bullshit propaganda? Even when I was a Christian I thought things like this were retarded and more detrimental to the Christian agenda than helpful. I acknowledged that indoctrination had a large part to do with my faith - as did the church and my parents. It's why they constantly bitch that I don't take my son to church and why I lie and say I do. A quote by my fundie mom "Take my boy to church or he's not going to know how to go." They recognize adults rarely become Christians. All they're doing is killing trees and pissing people off so they can do holy masturbation over how much of a martyr they are for their faith when people are justifiably offended by being ripped off.

Whew. Rant over.

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18-11-2014, 03:40 AM
RE: Jesus money
Hold on people, tell me if I've got their straight:

These people are going around and using this Jewsus money as payment?

So basically they are going around distributing a non-recognised currency via payment for services? And these notes are designed to hold similarity to federal currency?

If that's the case those fuckers aren't just thieves who aren't rendering unto the restaurant; what they are doing strikes me as at the least a form of fraud.

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18-11-2014, 04:32 AM
RE: Jesus money
Yes Free Thought, if I'm not mistaken it is a federal crime of counterfeiting if they use or attempt to use their Jebus bucks to acquire merchandise or service.

What's even sadder, is these thieving fucks likely think that your potential conversion and salvation are equal compensation for their meal. They've surely deluded themselves into belief that they did you a favor.
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18-11-2014, 04:33 AM (This post was last modified: 18-11-2014 04:48 AM by Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue.)
RE: Jesus money
I think I've got an "Australian Million Dollar Bill" around the place and I can't find it in the various places Jesus Money is mentioned. Give me a minute.

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Surprisingly easy to find; for some reason I'd decided to keep it and it's been in my wallet from highschool for 5+ years and completely worth the minute effort as they are unique and completely different to the examples we've had thus far.

It's not even a good likeness.

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18-11-2014, 03:59 PM (This post was last modified: 18-11-2014 04:19 PM by Clockwork.)
Re: Jesus money
I see where this is going. I'll make us $0, £0, and €0 bills with atheist info on the back. Ideas?

Edit : Then again, if some dumbfuck tries to pass one, we'll get bad press.
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