Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
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29-08-2017, 12:23 AM (This post was last modified: 29-08-2017 12:39 AM by Oaken.)
Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
Greetings beloved. I asked the lawd for a sign and the lawd delivered. Behold his long face in deep prayer. Either that or Saruman is after my lost seeing stone!

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29-08-2017, 12:52 AM (This post was last modified: 29-08-2017 02:05 AM by Oaken.)
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
Got to think of a catchy name for it before I cash in and sell tickets to gullible people.

You've heard of the Shroud of Turin well how about the Curtain of Turin?

Can't see Jesus? Well that's because Satan has blinded your eyes. Hahaha

(Actually, I love seeing through the stupidity of such things such as Jesus on toast or Jesus on a Goldfish cracker.)

Update: it looks to me like a monkey Jesus. I've been studying Evolution and maybe Charles Darwin is sending me a sign that I'm on the right path. Behold the monkey Messiah. King Kong died for your sins!

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29-08-2017, 08:53 PM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
(29-08-2017 12:23 AM)Oaken Wrote:  Greetings beloved. I asked the lawd for a sign and the lawd delivered. Behold his long face in deep prayer. Either that or Saruman is after my lost seeing stone!

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30-08-2017, 04:21 AM
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I dunno. It looks like a wren wearing Templar garb.

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30-08-2017, 04:53 AM
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"JESUS! On my curtain?"

She said.

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30-08-2017, 05:05 AM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
(30-08-2017 04:21 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  I dunno. It looks like a wren wearing Templar garb.

> Well, that's the most original interpretation, so far. Consider
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30-08-2017, 09:00 AM (This post was last modified: 30-08-2017 09:08 AM by Rockblossom.)
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
All I see is Lord Cthulhu looking down on a shadow of Sauron. What am I missing?

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30-08-2017, 10:26 AM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
It looks more like the back of my balls.

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30-08-2017, 12:37 PM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
(30-08-2017 10:26 AM)Minimalist Wrote:  It looks more like the back of my balls.

You do realize that this is an atheist site and so therefore to judge the credibility of your statement we would demand proof. But dude I don't want to see pictures in this case. I will take your word for it hahaha!

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30-08-2017, 02:06 PM
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You're not supposed to wipe your ass with it.

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