Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
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30-08-2017, 02:08 PM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
Are you saying it's NOT pecker tracks???



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30-08-2017, 05:18 PM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
Curtain God is not amused at the disbelief.

Two days after curtain god appeared I received a check from the insurance company for $1,000!!!!! Praise be to curtain god.

(I will however, conveniently leave out of testimony that I had to have my car hit to get that money.)

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30-08-2017, 05:51 PM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
(30-08-2017 05:18 PM)Oaken Wrote:  Curtain God is not amused at the disbelief.

Two days after curtain god appeared I received a check from the insurance company for $1,000!!!!! Praise be to curtain god.

(I will however, conveniently leave out of testimony that I had to have my car hit to get that money.)

I think you need to add that poor curtain and what you did to it to the claim.

#sigh
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30-08-2017, 06:20 PM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
Dost thou suggesteth that I defiled a Walmart curtain? Now I know how the Virgin Mary felt after discovering she was miraculously with child. Go ahead, send Herod after me.

Now where are the damn wise men bearing gifts?

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30-08-2017, 07:29 PM (This post was last modified: 30-08-2017 09:30 PM by Oaken.)
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
Darn it, I just consulted the interior decorators Bible and it says that the TRUE curtain Messiah will be from the Pier One Imports lineage. My Walmart lineage curtain just doesn't cut it. Time to gather some rocks. Let the stoning begin.

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30-08-2017, 07:31 PM
RE: Jesus on my curtain... Or maybe Saruman?
(30-08-2017 10:26 AM)Minimalist Wrote:  It looks more like the back of my balls.

> Now, that's disturbing. I....I think I'm going to lie down for a few minutes. Shocking
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