Jesus should've come by now?
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28-11-2014, 05:59 PM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
(28-11-2014 05:48 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(28-11-2014 05:22 PM)Free Wrote:  I hope he does come back.

Then when he resurrects Pontius Pilate, Pilate can crucify his sorry ass all over again!

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I see what you did there. Dodgy

LIES!

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28-11-2014, 07:31 PM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
(28-11-2014 05:22 PM)Free Wrote:  I hope he does come back.

Then when he resurrects Pontius Pilate, Pilate can pussy tap out and wash his hands of this nasty business all over again!

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28-11-2014, 08:00 PM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
Not only should jesus have come back by now, he would have been able to come back a couple of times given history.

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28-11-2014, 09:29 PM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
If this wasn't enough, God has elected to remain completely hidden for over two thousand years without a sliver of evidence. Because for some reason it's really impotant to him that we believe the ridiculous based on faith.

I always remind them that not only is there no evidence for him, bit there's a mountain of evidence agianst him, like the example in this
thread. But even our supposedly secular leaders urge us to pray over shit like Ferguson MO.

Wake the fuck up! Jesus, you been jerking that
thing for 2K, come all over that fucking virgin momma already! Come like a motha fucka, it feel good!
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28-11-2014, 09:53 PM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
Quote:Jesus should've come by now?


Perhaps it is too short for him to get a decent grip?

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29-11-2014, 12:32 AM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
(28-11-2014 09:53 PM)Minimalist Wrote:  
Quote:Jesus should've come by now?


Perhaps it is too short for him to get a decent grip?

Jebus came early when no one was expecting. I believe they cal that "prematurely".
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29-11-2014, 08:03 AM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
(27-11-2014 03:33 PM)cjlr Wrote:  I don't think you're reading it with the right wilfully ignorant cognitive dissonance guidance of the holy spirit, there, friend.

When classical-era authors use a word, it means precisely what latter-day apologists want it to mean.

More specifically, when the classical-era authors used a word, it would mean mean what the apologists in the future would want it to mean. This is proof of the Holy Spirit seeing the future!

Checkmate, atheists.

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29-11-2014, 12:23 PM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
Well, pounding it for 2000 years must leave one numbed ... not to mention, quite chafed. Drinking Beverage

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30-11-2014, 04:38 PM
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
Maybe he's got whiskey dick.
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30-11-2014, 04:43 PM (This post was last modified: 30-11-2014 04:47 PM by Stuffed_Assumption_Meringue.)
RE: Jesus should've come by now?
^Entirely possible. He's been supplying samples to his underlings for centuries and he's got a BAC of ~10%

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