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07-10-2012, 01:43 PM
Jesus signs
My son just got home from work and said there is about a mile long line of people holding Jesus signs along the highway outside of town. I asked him what they were doing and he said they must be spreading the word of Jesus.

Sounds like a good day to stay put...I am jacked up enough with the God Squad today.

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07-10-2012, 02:00 PM
RE: Jesus signs
(07-10-2012 01:43 PM)Anjele Wrote:  My son just got home from work and said there is about a mile long line of people holding Jesus signs along the highway outside of town. I asked him what they were doing and he said they must be spreading the word of Jesus.

Sounds like a good day to stay put...I am jacked up enough with the God Squad today.

Dang. I thought this was a thread either about Jesus "gang sings" or else, signs Jesus is about to come back. Like : there is a huge murder of crows out on the highway right now. That must be a sign Jeebus is about to come back".

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07-10-2012, 03:01 PM
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Anti abortion rally...my daughter is pissed cause she had to explain abortion to her 7 year old. They drove by and Bail read the signs, nice.

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08-10-2012, 04:18 AM
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(07-10-2012 03:01 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Anti abortion rally...my daughter is pissed cause she had to explain abortion to her 7 year old. They drove by and Bail read the signs, nice.

Well, from the religious zealot's perspective, that's a good thing. I can hear them now: "Good! You SHOULD be teaching your children about abortion! Tell them the horror of those who deny God! Show them that Jesus is the only way!!!"

To them, there are no "lines" which shouldn't be crossed. I remember wrecking a friend's birthday party when we were about 7 because I heard they were going to play "Light as a feather; stiff as a board", and I pitched a shit; running around trying to tell the adults that the kids were going to be doing "witchcraft". When the host asked my mom to calm me down, she refused, because I was expressing "true righteousness" and she wasn't going to thwart that.

To them, it's their divine duty to spread the word to anyone who "has an ear". Doesn't matter the age of the individual, nor the nature of the issues at hand; they'll push those issues right into their faces.

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08-10-2012, 04:43 AM
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(07-10-2012 01:43 PM)Anjele Wrote:  ... a mile long line of people holding Jesus signs along the highway ...

I have mental image of dominoes.

Just give the first one a good shove.

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09-10-2012, 02:54 PM
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What is it with religious folks and large quantities of signs?

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09-10-2012, 03:02 PM
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(07-10-2012 02:00 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(07-10-2012 01:43 PM)Anjele Wrote:  My son just got home from work and said there is about a mile long line of people holding Jesus signs along the highway outside of town. I asked him what they were doing and he said they must be spreading the word of Jesus.

Sounds like a good day to stay put...I am jacked up enough with the God Squad today.

Dang. I thought this was a thread either about Jesus "gang sings" or else, signs Jesus is about to come back. Like : there is a huge murder of crows out on the highway right now. That must be a sign Jeebus is about to come back".

Blue morning, Blue morning
Wrapped in strands of fist and bone
Curiosity Kitten, doesn't have to mean
You're on your own

'Cause you can look outside your window
He doesn't have to know
We just talk a while, baby
Take it nice and slow, let's go, let's go

All your life is such a shame, shame, shame
Give it up
All your love is just a dream, dream, dream

Well, are you happy where you're sleepin'?
Does he keep you safe and warm?
Or does he tell you when you're sorry?
And does he tell you when you're wrong?

'Cause I've been watching you for hours
Ah, it's been years since we were born
Now we were real perfect when we started
Hey, I've been wondering where you've gone, what went wrong

All your life is such a shame, shame, shame
Get up!
All your love is just a dream, dream, dream

Well, I dreamt that I saw you walkin'
Up a hillside in the snow
Casting shadows, way up on that winter sky
As you stood there, counting crows

[Incomprehensible] one for sorrow and it's two for joy
And it's three for girls and it's four for boys
It's five for silver, six for gold
Seven for a secret never to be told


There's a bird that nests inside you
Sleeping underneath your skin
[Incomprehensible] when you open up your wings to speak
I wish you'd let me in

All your life is such shame, shame, shame
Get the hell up!
All your love is just a dream, dream, dream

Open up your eyes
You can see the flames, flames, flames
Of your wasted life

You should be ashamed
You should be ashamed
You should be ashamed

Don't waste your love
'Cause I don't wanna waste my love
You don't wanna waste your life
I don't wanna waste my life

You don't wanna waste your love
And I don't wanna waste my love
You don't wanna waste your life
I don't wanna waste my life

And I have been to Paris
And I have been to Rome
And I have gone to London
And I am all alone

And I have been to Paris
And I have been to Rome
I go to New York City
And I am all alone

All alone
I am all alone
I am, come on down, let's go

I am all alone

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