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07-05-2015, 09:12 AM
Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
This one popped up in my FB feed, shared by a friend.
Is Jesus in the Room When I Watch Porn?

Quote:"Because shame has crushed men for far too long. There is a loving Father who wants to break the bondage of shame and is extending a grace that is so unfathomable it will bring you to your knees."

The only way to break the bondage of shame is to break the bondage of the religion that is creating it in the first place.

My favorite part of the video is the poor guy they have on there giving his testimonial and he is just in tears over his "addiction and sickness and relapse, over and over and over again". All while Jesus is supposedly staring at him and just loving him soooo much. What a freaking creepy visual.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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07-05-2015, 09:32 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
What the shit's up with the fucking violins, but aside from that the answer is if you truly believe that god is omnipresent, then yes god sees you when you watch porn, when you wank off, when you have a boner, and when you fantasize about the person you saw standing in line at the grocery store, etc. Funny, that christians still do all these things even though they believe in an omnipresent god.
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07-05-2015, 10:07 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
Well, I hope he likes the Asian stuff.

Or stickbug sex...

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07-05-2015, 10:17 AM
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Well, maybe he isn't in the room but he certainly knows what's up - [Image: JYA3nHV.gif]

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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07-05-2015, 10:18 AM
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I've heard this before and I've always found it creepy. A friend once said they believed Jesus was watching her have sex with her husband (because he's always there).

Too bad he didn't give them pointers, they may have remained married.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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07-05-2015, 10:25 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 10:18 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I've heard this before and I've always found it creepy. A friend once said they believed Jesus was watching her have sex with her husband (because he's always there).

Too bad he didn't give them pointers, they may have remained married.

Maybe they felt they were honoring god's creation of genitals by doing it in front of him. See lord? Works just as you designed it.
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07-05-2015, 10:25 AM
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(07-05-2015 10:18 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I've heard this before and I've always found it creepy. A friend once said they believed Jesus was watching her have sex with her husband (because he's always there).

Too bad he didn't give them pointers, they may have remained married.

Jesus:

- No no no that will not do. Use your tongue man

- You know her body is more than a pair of tits and a vagina, right. . . RIGHT?

- Ohhh for fucks sake let me handle it. You are absolutely useless at this.
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07-05-2015, 10:38 AM
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Now I do feel sorry for God if he's watching me. Trust me. I'm probably the guy that will put an end to any orgy just by whipping it out.
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07-05-2015, 10:39 AM
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(07-05-2015 10:17 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Well, maybe he isn't in the room but he certainly knows what's up - [Image: JYA3nHV.gif]

*shiver*
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07-05-2015, 10:41 AM
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(07-05-2015 10:38 AM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  Now I do feel sorry for God if he's watching me. Trust me. I'm probably the guy that will put an end to any orgy just by whipping it out.

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