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07-05-2015, 10:43 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 10:39 AM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 10:17 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Well, maybe he isn't in the room but he certainly knows what's up - [Image: JYA3nHV.gif]

*shiver*

It's not like you have something to be ashamed of, god seen it all and considering that no apocalypse happened he probably don't mind.

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07-05-2015, 10:43 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
Jesus, take the wheel.... I'm gonna be needing both hands for this.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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07-05-2015, 10:45 AM
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When I was 13, a priest told me that God watches when I masturbate. I said "Oh...is he a pedophile too father?"


P.S. I stole that from a comedian, but I can't remember who to credit at the moment.

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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07-05-2015, 10:56 AM
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Yep, there's Jesus... and yes, he has the best seat in the house.

So hey gang, let's put on a show! Smile

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07-05-2015, 10:56 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 10:45 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  When I was 13, a priest told me that God watches when I masturbate. I said "Oh...is he a pedophile too father?"


P.S. I stole that from a comedian, but I can't remember who to credit at the moment.

I might have to steal that one also. That is just too funny.
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07-05-2015, 11:29 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 09:12 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  This one popped up in my FB feed, shared by a friend.
Is Jesus in the Room When I Watch Porn?

Quote:"Because shame has crushed men for far too long. There is a loving Father who wants to break the bondage of shame and is extending a grace that is so unfathomable it will bring you to your knees."

The only way to break the bondage of shame is to break the bondage of the religion that is creating it in the first place.

My favorite part of the video is the poor guy they have on there giving his testimonial and he is just in tears over his "addiction and sickness and relapse, over and over and over again". All while Jesus is supposedly staring at him and just loving him soooo much. What a freaking creepy visual.

Jesus is one kinky dude!
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07-05-2015, 11:30 AM
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(07-05-2015 09:32 AM)Iñigo Wrote:  What the shit's up with the fucking violins, but aside from that the answer is if you truly believe that god is omnipresent, then yes god sees you when you watch porn, when you wank off, when you have a boner, and when you fantasize about the person you saw standing in line at the grocery store, etc. Funny, that christians still do all these things even though they believe in an omnipresent god.

On the 8th day, God created boners...
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07-05-2015, 11:33 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 11:29 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 09:12 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  This one popped up in my FB feed, shared by a friend.
Is Jesus in the Room When I Watch Porn?


The only way to break the bondage of shame is to break the bondage of the religion that is creating it in the first place.

My favorite part of the video is the poor guy they have on there giving his testimonial and he is just in tears over his "addiction and sickness and relapse, over and over and over again". All while Jesus is supposedly staring at him and just loving him soooo much. What a freaking creepy visual.

Jesus is one kinky dude!

He certainly is, though his kinkiness might be too much to apostles:
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07-05-2015, 11:35 AM
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(07-05-2015 11:30 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 09:32 AM)Iñigo Wrote:  What the shit's up with the fucking violins, but aside from that the answer is if you truly believe that god is omnipresent, then yes god sees you when you watch porn, when you wank off, when you have a boner, and when you fantasize about the person you saw standing in line at the grocery store, etc. Funny, that christians still do all these things even though they believe in an omnipresent god.

On the 8th day, God created boners...

Day 7. What do you think God was doing while he was "resting," and Adam and Eve were frolicking naked in the Garden of Eden?

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

-Rowan Atkinson
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07-05-2015, 11:39 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 11:35 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 11:30 AM)jennybee Wrote:  On the 8th day, God created boners...

Day 7. What do you think God was doing while he was "resting," and Adam and Eve were frolicking naked in the Garden of Eden?

lol hmmmm Consider well it does say there was a serpent involved...very Freudian if u ask me...
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