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07-05-2015, 11:55 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 11:39 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 11:35 AM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  Day 7. What do you think God was doing while he was "resting," and Adam and Eve were frolicking naked in the Garden of Eden?

lol hmmmm Consider well it does say there was a serpent involved...very Freudian if u ask me...

Isn't Freud about repression? If so then I think Adam and Eve aren't very Freudian as they were innocent and haven't had anything to repress.

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07-05-2015, 11:57 AM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 11:55 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 11:39 AM)jennybee Wrote:  lol hmmmm Consider well it does say there was a serpent involved...very Freudian if u ask me...

Isn't Freud about repression? If so then I think Adam and Eve aren't very Freudian as they were innocent and haven't had anything to repress.

and phallic symbols...
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07-05-2015, 12:06 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 11:57 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 11:55 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Isn't Freud about repression? If so then I think Adam and Eve aren't very Freudian as they were innocent and haven't had anything to repress.

and phallic symbols...

Oh. Though Seth could be even more Freudian, as his job was to populate earth and I do not remember many womans around, other than his mom.

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07-05-2015, 12:47 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 11:57 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 11:55 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Isn't Freud about repression? If so then I think Adam and Eve aren't very Freudian as they were innocent and haven't had anything to repress.

and phallic symbols...

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07-05-2015, 02:20 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 11:33 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 11:29 AM)jennybee Wrote:  Jesus is one kinky dude!

He certainly is, though his kinkiness might be too much to apostles:
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So I need to stay away from the communion services offering up the special glazed wafer.
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07-05-2015, 02:27 PM
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(07-05-2015 02:20 PM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 11:33 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  He certainly is, though his kinkiness might be too much to apostles:
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So I need to stay away from the communion services offering up the special glazed wafer.

Yes, one never could be too carefull, when one remember that guy whose body one is eating have all time in Universe to think some sick jockes.

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07-05-2015, 02:30 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 02:27 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 02:20 PM)WalkingSnake Wrote:  So I need to stay away from the communion services offering up the special glazed wafer.

Yes, one never could be too carefull, when one remember that guy whose body one is eating have all time in Universe to think some sick jockes.

Yeah, don't touch anything glazed in church...
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07-05-2015, 02:33 PM
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(07-05-2015 02:30 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 02:27 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  Yes, one never could be too carefull, when one remember that guy whose body one is eating have all time in Universe to think some sick jockes.

Yeah, don't touch anything glazed in church...

Or even better, don't go to the church Smile

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07-05-2015, 02:34 PM
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(07-05-2015 02:33 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 02:30 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Yeah, don't touch anything glazed in church...

Or even better, don't go to the church Smile

Or that too Thumbsup
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07-05-2015, 02:49 PM
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(07-05-2015 02:34 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 02:33 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  Or even better, don't go to the church Smile

Or that too Thumbsup

Not going to church seem even more biblical than going:

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5"When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. 6"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.…
Matthew 6:5

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