Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
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07-05-2015, 02:51 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 09:12 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  All while Jesus is supposedly staring at him and just loving him soooo much. What a freaking creepy visual.

So walk the whole mile with that image. What does that say about Jesus? A peeping Tom, getting his rocks off watching young boys wank.

It's not that remote, since the catholic priesthood must get their inspiration from somewhere.
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07-05-2015, 03:55 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 02:30 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(07-05-2015 02:27 PM)Szuchow Wrote:  Yes, one never could be too carefull, when one remember that guy whose body one is eating have all time in Universe to think some sick jockes.

Yeah, don't touch anything glazed in church...

Gasp I had a glazed donut after the service just this past Sunday.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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07-05-2015, 04:10 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
Yeah it was a fun game of compartmentalization, being a horny fundamentalist kid. Fun until the crushing guilt and shame kicked in, of course. But you know...pros and cons...

Quote:He's with me in the room, and he's not angry, and he's in love with me, deeply. And his facial expression is fixed on mine, and he's loving me.

Jesus is all about that eye contact, apparently.

It's kind of sad, the part where the guy describes the vision he concocted in his own head and how much he loves and is loved by this head-Jesus.
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07-05-2015, 04:36 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
If you think Jesus is watching, just ask him to cover his eyes with his hands. Tongue

“The first duty of a man is to think for himself” ― José Martí
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07-05-2015, 04:58 PM
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(07-05-2015 04:36 PM)Marozz Wrote:  If you think Jesus is watching, just ask him to cover his eyes with his hands. Tongue

Oh I think he's using his hands already.
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07-05-2015, 05:09 PM
RE: Jesus watches when I look at porn? Oh, snap!
(07-05-2015 04:10 PM)Dex Wrote:  It's kind of sad, the part where the guy describes the vision he concocted in his own head and how much he loves and is loved by this head-Jesus.

Maybe he likes to be watched.
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