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18-07-2015, 04:12 PM
Jesus will pay
http://counton2.com/2015/07/14/myrtle-be...o-pay-tab/

Quote: A woman was arrested Sunday night after refusing to pay her dinner tab at a Myrtle Beach seafood restaurant because, as she explained to police, “Jesus” was going to cover the cost of her meal.

Myrtle Beach Police were called to Bennetts Calabash just after 9 p.m. Sunday night when, according to the incident report, 51-year-old April Lee Yates was asked to leave by management, but refused to do so. The report states that Yates was in the restaurant for nearly four hours before she started to cause a disturbance with other patrons. Management asked Yates to pay her dinner tab and leave, but she refused to pay the $26 bill.

When the officer asked Yates if she had any money to pay, Yates said she did not. The officer then asked Yates what she planned to do with the bill came, and Yates explained that “Jesus” was going to pay her tab.

Yates was arrested for defrauding a restaurant and booked into the Myrtle Beach jail.

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18-07-2015, 04:26 PM
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Silly bitch...

It's "Jesus Saves" - not "Jesus Spends"...........

Complete mooch, in fact...

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18-07-2015, 04:45 PM
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I never cease to be amazed at how deluded people can get. Tongue

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18-07-2015, 04:48 PM
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Jesus Saves!

Everyone else takes 4d6 damage.

(My favorite nerd joke of all time.)

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18-07-2015, 06:59 PM
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The same conservative people who will bash her are also going to say that this is a xtian nation.

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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18-07-2015, 08:27 PM
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A true christian pays their own debt.
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18-07-2015, 08:39 PM
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Fucking jesus was one of those "takers" that Romney was always going on about.

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18-07-2015, 10:07 PM
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I read this to my husband and he said 'Jesus can pay here bill too'. Lmao
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19-07-2015, 01:05 AM
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I wonder if she has some mental problems or is just stupid. How foolish one must bo to think such thing will be have happy ending?

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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19-07-2015, 05:25 AM
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I heard/read literally thousands of stories when I was a Christian from people claiming that when they were in a tough financial spot, they would get an anonymous check in the mail for the exact amount they needed, or a friend would drop by with a casserole on the day they were on their last bit of food, etc., etc., ad nauseum.

I read that there was shellfish at the buffet--maybe that's the reason Jesus decided she should have paid her own self. Smile
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