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22-03-2014, 02:43 PM
"Jesus would stone homos"
Well, that's what the church sign said anyway. So a lesbian went to the church for her stoning.

Video is half way down.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/20...r=Religion

It's almost something Monty Python would do in a skit.

Shakespeare Insult 13 – Henry IV Part 1
“That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?”
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22-03-2014, 10:15 PM
RE: "Jesus would stone homos"
(22-03-2014 02:43 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Well, that's what the church sign said anyway. So a lesbian went to the church for her stoning.

Video is half way down.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/03/20...r=Religion

It's almost something Monty Python would do in a skit.

And for those less inclined to read, here are The Young Turks covering the same story.




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23-03-2014, 04:03 AM
RE: "Jesus would stone homos"
If A-Rod was gay, he'd be unstoneable. Field every one of them rocks and throw them back at you twice the speed. Big Grin

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23-03-2014, 05:31 AM
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(23-03-2014 04:03 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  If A-Rod was gay, he'd be unstoneable. Field every one of them rocks and throw them back at you twice the speed. Big Grin

GirlyMan, don't you ever change you weird girly man you! Laugh out load

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26-03-2014, 12:21 PM
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(From the article) Wrote:"I hope that by going up to the door and presenting myself as the human and the product of [Goddess’] creation, churches can begin to understand that us lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people are the very same creations that they are," Lopez told The Huffington Post.
Sorry, but no. Anyone who would post something like that on their sign must be an inferior creation so you aren't the same creation at all, thankfully. Drinking Beverage

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26-03-2014, 02:21 PM
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Yea, and I just saw the article the other day about the little girl who got the boot from her school for being too much like a boy.

I've often wondered what would happen if the Christian God/Jesus did appear, and said he was totally cool with homosexuality. Or if he appeared and turned out to be gay too. I'd be rofl'ing all the way to h-e- double hockey sticks.

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26-03-2014, 02:42 PM
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Ridiculous! It would be cool if someone changed the sign to" Jesus was a stoned homo".

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26-03-2014, 03:47 PM
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The bible doesn't say anything about lesbians.

"God" is cool with lesbians, just not gay dudes.

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26-03-2014, 06:11 PM
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(26-03-2014 02:42 PM)Marozz Wrote:  Ridiculous! It would be cool if someone changed the sign to" Jesus was a stoned homo".


That made my day! Very funny. LOL I wouldn't be too hard to change it. I think it's just those magnetic letters on the sign.

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26-03-2014, 10:02 PM
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This would be the same jesus that lived with12 dudes and a hooker?

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