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19-08-2017, 10:04 AM
RE: Jesuss
(17-08-2017 12:56 PM)SYZ Wrote:  
(17-08-2017 06:23 AM)keepy Wrote:  Aaron and Moses were the ones who led the tribes of Israel out of Egypt. at the time Moses was 80 and Aaron 83.

No, no, no... It's all a fairy story, just like this bullshit. It's not real.

Exodus 6:20 —And Amram took him Jochebed his father's sister to wife; and she bare him Aaron and Moses: and the years of the life of Amram were an hundred and thirty and seven years.

(Marriages with aunts and nieces were not unlawful at the time. Incest and paedophilia—games for the whole family.)
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19-08-2017, 10:37 AM
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(18-08-2017 08:48 AM)ResidentEvilFan Wrote:  
(17-08-2017 06:23 AM)keepy Wrote:  Aaron and Moses were the ones who led the tribes of israel out of Egypt. at the time Moses was 80 and Aaron 83.

Too bad none of that ever happened.

this is that moses who argued with the lord, i can't do it, iam no speaker, why should pharaoh listen to me.
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19-08-2017, 10:41 AM
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(18-08-2017 11:21 AM)RobbyPants Wrote:  
(11-08-2017 06:11 AM)keepy Wrote:  call him that he may eat bread?. and Moses was content to dwell with the man, and he gave Moses Zipporah his daughter. one day Moses laid the flock of his father in law Jethro the priest and came to Sinai the mountain of god, this is strange, why isnt the bush burn up, i will go closer and see this great sight. Moses Moses, do not come any closer, take off your sandals because you are standing on holy ground? GaspGaspi am the god of your ancestors, now iam sending you to the king of Egypt to lead my people out of his country. when you bring the people out, you will worship me on this mountain. i know that the king will not let you go unless he is forced to do so. then i will use my power to do terrifying things there, after that he will let you go. the egyptians will give them to you, and you will put these fine things? on your sons and daughters. carry all this away when you leave.

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.
using their secret arts, the magicians tried to do the same thing but they could not make the dust into gnats?
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19-08-2017, 10:46 AM
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(17-08-2017 11:36 PM)Robvalue Wrote:  I don't know if this guy is trying to rewrite the bible, saying it's great, or saying it's stupid.

i? could have used my power to destroy you? but i have let you live [i]to show you my power, that my name will be glorified. [/i]
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19-08-2017, 02:50 PM
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I hadn't thought it would be possible to make SocialistView look intelligent by comparison to anybody else. I was wrong (barely, but there you have it).

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19-08-2017, 03:12 PM
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(18-08-2017 07:56 PM)julep Wrote:  
(18-08-2017 07:44 PM)Angra Mainyu Wrote:  What are you talking about?

The bilgiest god getting to be the most jealousest of them all was when I realized you were just playacting. Awesome: you have had one of the longest Poe runs on here of people taking you as someone serious in belief, and therefore worthy of serious responses. Kudos.

And his spelling is really great, considering the fact his right hand is not availiable for typing...

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19-08-2017, 06:54 PM
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(19-08-2017 03:12 PM)Deesse23 Wrote:  
(18-08-2017 07:56 PM)julep Wrote:  The bilgiest god getting to be the most jealousest of them all was when I realized you were just playacting. Awesome: you have had one of the longest Poe runs on here of people taking you as someone serious in belief, and therefore worthy of serious responses. Kudos.

And his spelling is really great, considering the fact his right hand is not availiable for typing...

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19-08-2017, 08:45 PM
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(19-08-2017 09:34 AM)keepy Wrote:  are you reading the bible by the holy spirit or not. the bible is the inspired word of god. christianity is based on judaism, the proof.

Here's your inspired word of God. Your holy spirit is obviously an asshole.

By the way, God is a name so it has a capital G. Aren't you worried that God is going to be angry with you for showing such disrespect? Consider Because we all know (if you have read your Bible, that is) that God gets angry often and with a literal vengeance...

@DonaldTrump, Patriotism is not honoring your flag no matter what your country/leader does. It's doing whatever it takes to make your country the best it can be as long as its not violent.
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19-08-2017, 09:09 PM
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(19-08-2017 08:45 PM)Impulse Wrote:  
(19-08-2017 09:34 AM)keepy Wrote:  are you reading the bible by the holy spirit or not. the bible is the inspired word of god. christianity is based on judaism, the proof.

Here's your inspired word of God. Your holy spirit is obviously an asshole.

By the way, God is a name so it has a capital G. Aren't you worried that God is going to be angry with you for showing such disrespect? Consider Because we all know (if you have read your Bible, that is) that God gets angry often and with a literal vengeance...

"Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." Is it really necessary to kill such people? Couldn't we just send them to counseling or something?"

What an idiotic response. Couldn't we just send them to counseling or something..... I have no words.
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19-08-2017, 09:12 PM
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(19-08-2017 09:09 PM)Angra Mainyu Wrote:  "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death." Is it really necessary to kill such people? Couldn't we just send them to counseling or something?"

What an idiotic response. Couldn't we just send them to counseling or something..... I have no words.

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