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24-08-2017, 07:02 PM
RE: Jesuss
(24-08-2017 09:29 AM)keepy Wrote:  
(21-08-2017 06:04 PM)SYZ Wrote:  I seriously doubt their two combined IQs would make triple digits LOL.

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the lord has said that intelligent and wise is the one who is seeking god through the bible, the knowledge of god through the bible and not by another. next, when you get wisdom by the bible, your everyday life is improved.

> My father got his "wisdom" from the Bible, especially the part about beating children to a pulp to keep them in line. "By the blueness of their wounds shall they be cleansed." He was a self-righteous, overbearing tyrant and I did not shed one tear for him at his funeral.

> Interestingly, I read the Bible (six versions) with an open mind and came away with the knowledge that it was nothing more than the creation of ignorant, fallible men, and reflected the fears, superstitions and prejudices of the times in which it was written.

> Sorry, but I put no stock in a book which justifies slavery and wars of conquest in the name of God. Neither do I trust a book featuring talking animals and people rising from the dead. My life improved immeasurably by reading the Bible. It helped me to become an atheist. Thumbsup
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24-08-2017, 07:13 PM
RE: Jesuss
(24-08-2017 07:02 PM)Gwaithmir Wrote:  > Interestingly, I read the Bible (six versions) with an open mind and came away with the knowledge that it was nothing more than the creation of ignorant, fallible men, and reflected the fears, superstitions and prejudices of the times in which it was written.

I went back later and just read the Red Letter Edition (does that have an abbreviation like KJV? RLEV? (ReLiEVe, I like it.) I liked the Red Letter Edition a lot better when I could provide my own context instead of relying on some idiots from the peanut gallery trying to put parables in some sort of historical context. It reads like all the other sacred texts of all the other religions except maybe the ones who follow the anti-Golden Rule.

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24-08-2017, 07:52 PM
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24-08-2017, 07:53 PM
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(24-08-2017 07:52 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  [Image: c5034cdf25729e874d55952565acf88a.jpg]

Should have called it the "Bye, Bull!"

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24-08-2017, 08:20 PM
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(24-08-2017 07:52 PM)outtathereligioncloset Wrote:  [Image: c5034cdf25729e874d55952565acf88a.jpg]

It looked just like that!

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24-08-2017, 08:53 PM
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(24-08-2017 09:31 AM)keepy Wrote:  how long will you refuse to humble yourself before me. only one more punishment? and pharaoh will gladly thrust israel out.

Gods don't talk like that. Gods don't need to talk like that.

You're worshipping a fucking book, Keepy, not an actual god. There isn't a single word in there that mortal religious leaders couldn't have just made up using only their imaginations.

I'm sorry, but your beliefs are much too silly to take seriously. Got anything else we can discuss?
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24-08-2017, 09:07 PM
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(24-08-2017 09:31 AM)keepy Wrote:  how long will you refuse to humble yourself before me. only one more punishment? and pharaoh will gladly thrust israel out.

I actually remember that line from a porno flick. A very bad porno flick. Might've been "Nailin' Palin". Not sure.

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24-08-2017, 09:26 PM
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(24-08-2017 09:07 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(24-08-2017 09:31 AM)keepy Wrote:  how long will you refuse to humble yourself before me. only one more punishment? and pharaoh will gladly thrust israel out.

I actually remember that line from a porno flick. A very bad porno flick. Might've been "Nailin' Palin". Not sure.

I think it was "The Second Cuming."
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25-08-2017, 05:48 AM
RE: Jesuss
(24-08-2017 09:26 PM)jerry mcmasters Wrote:  
(24-08-2017 09:07 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I actually remember that line from a porno flick. A very bad porno flick. Might've been "Nailin' Palin". Not sure.

I think it was "The Second Cuming."

"Res Erection"
"On Your Knees"
"He Will Cum Again"
"Cum Union"

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25-08-2017, 07:38 AM
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(25-08-2017 05:48 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(24-08-2017 09:26 PM)jerry mcmasters Wrote:  I think it was "The Second Cuming."

"Res Erection"
"On Your Knees"
"He Will Cum Again"
"Cum Union"

Are they as good as "Schindler's Fist" was?
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