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13-09-2017, 06:26 AM
RE: Jesuss
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13-09-2017, 07:03 AM
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Keepy doesn't even attempt to interact, it just spews random bible crap. It looks like a badly designed bot.

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13-09-2017, 07:11 AM
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(13-09-2017 05:54 AM)keepy Wrote:  
(13-09-2017 05:34 AM)TheInquisition Wrote:  Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

It really happened- metaphorically.

Here's another clue- it is more relevant mythology than biblical mythology, but both are clearly mythology.

Three months after the Israelites left Egypt, they set up camp at the foot of Mount sinai. Moses went up the mountain to meet with God. Everyone has seen what i did to the people of Egypt and how i bore you on eagle's wings and brought you here to me, obey me because you are my own possession.
Chosen from all nations, Israel is a kingdom of priests?

And all the King's men couldn't put Humpty's non-sequiturs back together again. Drinking Beverage

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13-09-2017, 07:18 AM
RE: Jesuss
Thinking about it, the bible is very similar to my CV, you can tell it's bullshit virtually straight away Yes

Get your own bleeding hymn book
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13-09-2017, 08:12 AM
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(13-09-2017 07:18 AM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  Thinking about it, the bible is very similar to my CV, you can tell it's bullshit virtually straight away Yes
"....it says here you are a 10th level imperial yo-yo master. How does one come about getting that qualification?"

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13-09-2017, 05:51 PM
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(13-09-2017 05:54 AM)keepy Wrote:  Three months after the Israelites left Egypt, they set up camp at the foot of Mount sinai. Moses went up the mountain to meet with God. Everyone has seen what i did to the people of Egypt and how i bore you on eagle's wings and brought you here to me, obey me because you are my own possession.
Chosen from all nations, Israel is a kingdom of priests?

And the fox gave up and walked away. He shrugged and said, the grapes were probably sour anyway.
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13-09-2017, 06:21 PM
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(13-09-2017 08:12 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  
(13-09-2017 07:18 AM)Thedemonbarber Wrote:  Thinking about it, the bible is very similar to my CV, you can tell it's bullshit virtually straight away Yes
"....it says here you are a 10th level imperial yo-yo master. How does one come about getting that qualification?"

A lifetime of up and downs.
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13-09-2017, 06:26 PM
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(13-09-2017 06:21 PM)jerry mcmasters Wrote:  
(13-09-2017 08:12 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  "....it says here you are a 10th level imperial yo-yo master. How does one come about getting that qualification?"

A lifetime of up and downs.

Don't forget the time spent spinning in circles and getting all wound up.

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13-09-2017, 06:58 PM
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(13-09-2017 06:26 PM)unfogged Wrote:  
(13-09-2017 06:21 PM)jerry mcmasters Wrote:  A lifetime of up and downs.

Don't forget the time spent spinning in circles and getting all wound up.

It's all so tangled up...we should just cut the string on this thread. (?)
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13-09-2017, 08:05 PM
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(13-09-2017 05:54 AM)keepy Wrote:  Three months after the Israelites left Egypt...

Three months?!? Google Maps shows a ~3 week lazy stroll from Cairo to Jerusalem and that's taking the scenic route. What are they doing? Carrying God on their shoulders?

Next you'll tell me they got lost for 40 years.

Quote:...they set up camp at the foot of Mount sinai.

I think I see your problem. Mt. Sinai is south of Egypt. Jerusalem is to the east. God is clearly lost and like your typical deity isn't going to stop and ask for directions. The excuses will be epic. Expect a book. Facepalm

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