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03-04-2013, 05:17 PM
Job interview tomorrow: pretending I know shit when I don't
So as the title says, I'm going in for a job interview at a local computer parts store (Vosur, if you laugh, I SWEAR Tongue ) and I've already told them I don't know shit about even the basics of computers. They're still putting me in for an interview tomorrow.

Fuck, it's been so long... I can almost taste the fear.

So, any advice on how to make it look like I know shit when I really don't? They already know, so it's more of my trying to put my best 'game face' (rawr) to show them I'm in for quite the bumpy ride.

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03-04-2013, 05:33 PM
RE: Job interview tomorrow: pretending I know shit when I don't
(03-04-2013 05:17 PM)cheapthrillseaker Wrote:  So as the title says, I'm going in for a job interview at a local computer parts store (Vosur, if you laugh, I SWEAR Tongue ) and I've already told them I don't know shit about even the basics of computers. They're still putting me in for an interview tomorrow.

Fuck, it's been so long... I can almost taste the fear.

So, any advice on how to make it look like I know shit when I really don't? They already know, so it's more of my trying to put my best 'game face' (rawr) to show them I'm in for quite the bumpy ride.


You know the thing that most impresses me when I hire? Personality. Traits like enthusiam, willingnes to learn and truthfulness carries alot of weight with me. You already told them the truth about you and computers, I think what will get them to hire you will be if they see potential for you to learn and your attitude. Be positive, be truthful and be on time. Good luck!

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03-04-2013, 05:34 PM
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This ^

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03-04-2013, 05:35 PM
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And wear something revealing.

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03-04-2013, 05:37 PM
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(03-04-2013 05:35 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  And wear something revealing.

As long as its truthful...

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03-04-2013, 05:47 PM
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Full Circle. So you wouldn't hire utterly pessimistic, horrifyingly cynical people for any job?.....
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03-04-2013, 05:47 PM
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(03-04-2013 05:35 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  And wear something revealing.

Yeah, a shirt that says "Hire me".

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03-04-2013, 05:49 PM
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(03-04-2013 05:37 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  
(03-04-2013 05:35 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  And wear something revealing.

As long as its truthful...

So if someone had fake boobs they shouldn't wear something revealling?

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03-04-2013, 05:50 PM
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(03-04-2013 05:49 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(03-04-2013 05:37 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  As long as its truthful...

So if someone had fake boobs they shouldn't wear something revealling?

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03-04-2013, 05:55 PM
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(03-04-2013 05:47 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  Full Circle. So you wouldn't hire utterly pessimistic, horrifyingly cynical people for any job?.....
I'm doomed Sadcryface2 I'm frickin DOOO-HOOOMED Weeping

I think you would make a great Babtist preacher Thumbsup

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