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06-09-2014, 07:47 PM
Just did the impossible...
Came home from a gig tonight... Found a massive, nasty looking spider in the bathroom sink.... I'm a huge arachnophobe.

Thank fuck for alcohol...

I calmly picked up the massive tarantula with my bare hands, and carefully placed him outside...

How the fuck did I do that!

Fuckin' alcohol... I thank thee.

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06-09-2014, 07:48 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
Actually a tarantula? or just a spider?

I mean... did he look like this?
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Or like this...
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Or like this
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06-09-2014, 07:50 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(06-09-2014 07:48 PM)Logisch Wrote:  Actually a tarantula? or just a spider?

Just a spider... But a fucking big one.

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06-09-2014, 07:52 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
I would have got it for you if I had been there. That's one of my jobs around here. My husband and son scream like little girls at the sight of a spider.

One of us has to do spider removal duty. Undecided

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06-09-2014, 07:59 PM
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(06-09-2014 07:52 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would have got it for you if I had been there. That's one of my jobs around here. My husband and son scream like little girls at the sight of a spider.

One of us has to do spider removal duty. Undecided

Normally I'd get a glass and a piece of card... But being drunk and all, I just thought fuck it, and picked it up...

I've been terrified of spiders my whole life, can't believe I just did that.

Feel like Superman now.

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06-09-2014, 09:16 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(06-09-2014 07:47 PM)Sam Wrote:  Came home from a gig tonight... Found a massive, nasty looking spider in the bathroom sink.... I'm a huge arachnophobe.

Thank fuck for alcohol...

I calmly picked up the massive tarantula with my bare hands, and carefully placed him outside...

How the fuck did I do that!

Fuckin' alcohol... I thank thee.


Wow.
... beautiful.


Good for you!!!!
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06-09-2014, 09:19 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(06-09-2014 07:59 PM)Sam Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 07:52 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would have got it for you if I had been there. That's one of my jobs around here. My husband and son scream like little girls at the sight of a spider.

One of us has to do spider removal duty. Undecided

Normally I'd get a glass and a piece of card... But being drunk and all, I just thought fuck it, and picked it up...

I've been terrified of spiders my whole life, can't believe I just did that.

Feel like Superman now.

See? It didnt even hurt you. No need to let them scare you now. Smile
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06-09-2014, 10:05 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(06-09-2014 07:59 PM)Sam Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 07:52 PM)Anjele Wrote:  I would have got it for you if I had been there. That's one of my jobs around here. My husband and son scream like little girls at the sight of a spider.

One of us has to do spider removal duty. Undecided

Normally I'd get a glass and a piece of card... But being drunk and all, I just thought fuck it, and picked it up...

I've been terrified of spiders my whole life, can't believe I just did that.

Feel like Superman now.

Don't try that in Australia. No

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06-09-2014, 10:26 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(06-09-2014 10:05 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 07:59 PM)Sam Wrote:  Normally I'd get a glass and a piece of card... But being drunk and all, I just thought fuck it, and picked it up...

I've been terrified of spiders my whole life, can't believe I just did that.

Feel like Superman now.

Don't try that in Australia. No

I try not to live in any area where insects pose a threat to house pets like cats and dogs. No

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06-09-2014, 10:30 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
Obviously you're a god.
There's no other logically conclusion.

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