Just did the impossible...
Post Reply
 
Thread Rating:
  • 0 Votes - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
07-09-2014, 01:16 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(07-09-2014 12:43 AM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 07:59 PM)Sam Wrote:  Normally I'd get a glass and a piece of card... But being drunk and all, I just thought fuck it, and picked it up...

I've been terrified of spiders my whole life, can't believe I just did that.

Feel like Superman now.

There was a spider spinning a web outside but hanging from the threshold of my garage door....I refused to drive the car into it. I left it outside.

12 tons of metal isn't enough protection.

Clearly you are superman!

This seems to be the time in Oregon that spiders spin their webs everywhere. I can't walk out in our backyard but what I get accosted by spider webs. I have to go out with a broom to knock them out of the way. Ick.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
07-09-2014, 01:27 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
A spider is always within 3 feet of you. Or rather, you are always within 3 feet of a spider.
Bechased

#sigh
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
07-09-2014, 06:06 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
[Image: d9773c496ee14220a9e2142d42db7078.jpg]


[Image: 58327-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-NOPE-octopus-sq-Rr5...1410076822]

It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. ~Mark Twain
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 2 users Like CindysRain's post
07-09-2014, 06:46 PM (This post was last modified: 08-09-2014 05:00 PM by goodwithoutgod.)
RE: Just did the impossible...
So glad I will never see one of these again in my life...hopefully. EDIT: these pics aren't me by the way, I just found them on the web.

[Image: nn8phk.jpg]


[Image: 2unwrjr.jpg]

"Belief is so often the death of reason" - Qyburn, Game of Thrones

"The Christian community continues to exist because the conclusions of the critical study of the Bible are largely withheld from them." -Hans Conzelmann (1915-1989)
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes goodwithoutgod's post
07-09-2014, 06:49 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
I used to catch Huntsman spiders in Tasmania and do show and tell with the kids. Hopefully teaching them that they are very interesting and cool, and not worth being scared of. But to be respectful of them and keep your distance. Smile

On second thought I dont want to scare anyone with a spider picture. Thats just mean *lol* *edit*
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes Hobbitgirl's post
07-09-2014, 07:36 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
I iz a-scared of spiders. Sadcryface2

If they come into my space, they die, end of story. Usually at the hands of my son - thank you so much, child Sleepy - but still. Hobo

Die, motherfuckers, die!!! Hobo I hates you. Sadcryface

Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 4 users Like Escape Artist's post
07-09-2014, 09:11 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(07-09-2014 10:16 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(06-09-2014 07:47 PM)Sam Wrote:  Thank fuck for alcohol... Fuckin' alcohol... I thank thee.




That is a great way to get alcohol poisoning...

[Image: E3WvRwZ.gif]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
07-09-2014, 09:25 PM (This post was last modified: 07-09-2014 09:46 PM by Nurse.)
RE: Just did the impossible...
Our last house frequently had wolf spiders find their way inside. A while back I was getting my son ready for his bath when there was a rather large spider - I stepped on it.... And then hundreds of baby spiders went EVERYWHERE. So then I was running through the house screaming holding a naked 3 year old. One of the scariest moments I my life. This is kinda what it looked like - and those fuckers are fast. My skin is literally crawling just thinking about it.

[Image: wolfbabies.jpg]

[Image: 3717467603_eaed1e5866.jpg]

[Image: 124618.jpg]

Ick, these made me nauseous. Don't know why I subjected myself to that.

Edited for typo

"If there's a single thing that life teaches us, it's that wishing doesn't make it so." - Lev Grossman
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
07-09-2014, 09:38 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
Aw dude. That^ happened to me once! too. Stepped on a spider and suddenly all the babies are scurrying everywhere. It'll make ya dance! Luckily the one I stepped on was in the carport and not in the house. *shudder*

Atheism is the only way to truly be free from sin.
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
07-09-2014, 10:57 PM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(07-09-2014 06:46 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  So glad I will never see one of these again in my life...hopefully.

[Image: nn8phk.jpg]


[Image: 2unwrjr.jpg]

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[Image: 43f.gif]

[Image: E3WvRwZ.gif]
Find all posts by this user
Like Post Quote this message in a reply
[+] 1 user Likes EvolutionKills's post
Post Reply
Forum Jump: