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08-09-2014, 12:24 AM
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(07-09-2014 01:27 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  A spider is always within 3 feet of you. Or rather, you are always within 3 feet of a spider.
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08-09-2014, 12:55 AM
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If you are in the states you mainly have to make sure it's not a brown recluse or a black widow before touching it, although either one found in my house will get a relocation.

Good job.

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08-09-2014, 05:28 AM
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A relocation to the toilet!

Squish it, and then flush it so it can't come back from the dead and crawl out of the trash can to attack you in the night.

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08-09-2014, 05:31 AM
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(07-09-2014 06:46 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  So glad I will never see one of these again in my life...hopefully.

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What the fuck is that? Shocking

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08-09-2014, 05:34 AM
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(08-09-2014 05:31 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(07-09-2014 06:46 PM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  So glad I will never see one of these again in my life...hopefully.

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What the fuck is that? Shocking

Yeah, I wondered the same - that would be beyond the limit of my spider removal duties. I would have to move and let the damn spider have everything. Sadcryface

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08-09-2014, 05:53 AM
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(08-09-2014 05:34 AM)Anjele Wrote:  
(08-09-2014 05:31 AM)Chas Wrote:  What the fuck is that? Shocking

Yeah, I wondered the same - that would be beyond the limit of my spider removal duties. I would have to move and let the damn spider have everything. Sadcryface

Well it's a good thing for you that they aint spiders.

Those, my dear friend, are members of the Solifugae order, unfortunately, the specific species remains a mystery to me.
The Order Solifugae belongs to the Class Arachnida, but be not fooled; those abominations are not spiders, albeit they are related to them as you may have guessed.

As far as I can tell, while they are large and tend to be remarkably swift, members of the Solifgae order are of no threat to humans; they can inflict a painful nip due to their 'fangs' and powerful jaw-sections and they are certainly terrifying but that is the limit of their power over humans as the lack venom of any kind.

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08-09-2014, 06:49 AM
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Saw another big bastard last night... Sober they seem more menacing.

I've got a new system for classifying spiders... On a scale of pints of beer.

The one I picked up the other night was a 7 pinter...

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08-09-2014, 10:17 AM
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(08-09-2014 12:55 AM)Dee Wrote:  If you are in the states you mainly have to make sure it's not a brown recluse or a black widow before touching it, although either one found in my house will get a relocation.

Got bit by a brown recluse once. Nasty business. Kills all the tissue down to the bone. Good thing it was on my foot where's there very little flesh or it could've spread and been much worse.

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08-09-2014, 10:28 AM
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(08-09-2014 12:24 AM)CindysRain Wrote:  
(07-09-2014 01:27 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  A spider is always within 3 feet of you. Or rather, you are always within 3 feet of a spider.
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08-09-2014, 10:35 AM
RE: Just did the impossible...
(08-09-2014 10:17 AM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(08-09-2014 12:55 AM)Dee Wrote:  If you are in the states you mainly have to make sure it's not a brown recluse or a black widow before touching it, although either one found in my house will get a relocation.

Got bit by a brown recluse once. Nasty business. Kills all the tissue down to the bone. Good thing it was on my foot where's there very little flesh or it could've spread and been much worse.

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Holy shit man! Was that recent?
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