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26-04-2015, 07:35 AM
RE: Just for my Muffsybooboo.
(26-04-2015 06:40 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(26-04-2015 05:45 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  And too be fair, a more accurate picture would be:

Person: "do you want to have sex?"
Me: "who the fuck are you and why are you in my house!?"

Good, good. Glad you recognize you don't have sex with strangers in *your* house. You go back to *their* place so you can leave on your terms instead of having to kick them outta your bed when they get too comfortable and want to cuddle.

Yea sure we'll go with that's what I meant.

I had a boyfriend once, I told my friends about him and everything but they just laughed at me and told me he was just imaginary and not real.
Jokes on them though, so are they.

Quote:Actually ...

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Never mind. You wouldn't understand. I'll tell you when you're older.


Ohhhh please tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me I'm a big boy I can handle it!!
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26-04-2015, 08:28 AM
RE: Just for my Muffsybooboo.
(26-04-2015 07:35 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  ...
I had a boyfriend once, I told my friends about him and everything but they just laughed at me and told me he was just imaginary and not real.
Jokes on them though, so are they.

Laugh out load Good one.

(26-04-2015 07:35 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
Quote:Actually ...
Unsure
Never mind. You wouldn't understand. I'll tell you when you're older.

Ohhhh please tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me I'm a big boy I can handle it!!
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I was just going to say that I've had that experience, more than once.
Person: "Do you want to have sex?"
Thinks Me: "Who the fuck are you and how did you get into my house!?"
Says Me: "Hi. What's your name? Who sent you?"

It's a disorienting experience when you're woken from deep sleep. You go from thinking that someone has broken in to rob you, so your heart is beating fast, to a sensual activity, so your heart is beating faster ... while to regain control, act calm and confident.

I assume that's a bit like gaming?

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26-04-2015, 08:40 AM
RE: Just for my Muffsybooboo.
Quote:I assume that's a bit like gaming?

Yes. That is 100% exactly like gaming.
Nothing says a great game like one that scares the shit out of you and than an instant later gives you a raging boner.
That was a completely accurate life comparison there DLJ.

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26-04-2015, 11:05 AM
RE: Just for my Muffsybooboo.
(26-04-2015 08:40 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
Quote:I assume that's a bit like gaming?

Yes. That is 100% exactly like gaming.
Nothing says a great game like one that scares the shit out of you and than an instant later gives you a raging boner.
That was a completely accurate life comparison there DLJ.

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Not being a gamer (apart from Sonic the Hedgehog on the Megadrive), I have no idea whether that's sarcasm or not.

But you knew that, didn't you.

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26-04-2015, 04:59 PM
RE: Just for my Muffsybooboo.
(26-04-2015 11:05 AM)DLJ Wrote:  
(26-04-2015 08:40 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Yes. That is 100% exactly like gaming.
Nothing says a great game like one that scares the shit out of you and than an instant later gives you a raging boner.
That was a completely accurate life comparison there DLJ.

Dodgy

Not being a gamer (apart from Sonic the Hedgehog on the Megadrive), I have no idea whether that's sarcasm or not.

But you knew that, didn't you.

Angry

I have no idea what you're talking about.
Me? Sarcasm? I would never amount to such a thing.

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26-04-2015, 05:08 PM
RE: Just for my Muffsybooboo.
Quote:Me? Sarcasm? I would never amount to such a thing.

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