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31-08-2013, 10:31 AM
Just got a BoM
Literally minutes ago, Mormons came to my mother's house (whilst I was there/here) and now I have a Book of Mormon. I'm looking forward to reading it. Oh, and they came because we E-mailed them, not because they could.

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31-08-2013, 10:39 AM
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(31-08-2013 10:31 AM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  Literally minutes ago, Mormons came to my mother's house (whilst I was there/here) and now I have a Book of Mormon. I'm looking forward to reading it. Oh, and they came because we E-mailed them, not because they could.

Ach, I thought you were gonna say "I AM AN ATHEIST!" and kick them off the porch :
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31-08-2013, 10:44 AM
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(31-08-2013 10:39 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(31-08-2013 10:31 AM)Teen-skeptic-go! Wrote:  Literally minutes ago, Mormons came to my mother's house (whilst I was there/here) and now I have a Book of Mormon. I'm looking forward to reading it. Oh, and they came because we E-mailed them, not because they could.

Ach, I thought you were gonna say "I AM AN ATHEIST!" and kick them off the porch :
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I'd like to be more respectful than that, now shush, I must debate the ray of sunshine (Earmuffs).

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31-08-2013, 10:59 AM
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Because of your screen name (Teen-skeptic-go), I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're probably a teenager.
Do you have any idea what you've just done ?
No, probably not Sad

This religion (more than the others) is called a cult for so many reasons.
They will be back, day after day to discuss certain parts of the mormon religion with you.
They will give you reading assignments so that when they come back the next day, you all can discuss it.
They will invite you to charity social events which do good work.
You will meet lots of friendly people who will show you attention and lots of affection.
They will give you lots of positive feed back on the work you are doing and they really hope you can make the next charity event.
At the next event, because you did such a super job at the last event, they will put you in charge of a group task.
"You have leadership potential"

Don't let them get their hooks into you.
If any of this begins to happen, just shut it down. Shut them out completely before it's too late.
You may think I'm joking, but I'm dead serious.

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31-08-2013, 11:07 AM
RE: Just got a BoM
Wait, you can summon them?

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31-08-2013, 11:10 AM
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(31-08-2013 11:07 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Wait, you can summon them?

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http://mormon.org/free-book-of-mormon

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31-08-2013, 11:13 AM
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Request sent.

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31-08-2013, 11:16 AM
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(31-08-2013 11:13 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Request sent.

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All this sunshine is giving me an exceedingly painful sunburn. Sadcryface2

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31-08-2013, 11:46 AM
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(31-08-2013 10:59 AM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Because of your screen name (Teen-skeptic-go), I'm going to go out on a limb and say you're probably a teenager.
Do you have any idea what you've just done ?
No, probably not Sad

This religion (more than the others) is called a cult for so many reasons.
They will be back, day after day to discuss certain parts of the mormon religion with you.
They will give you reading assignments so that when they come back the next day, you all can discuss it.
They will invite you to charity social events which do good work.
You will meet lots of friendly people who will show you attention and lots of affection.
They will give you lots of positive feed back on the work you are doing and they really hope you can make the next charity event.
At the next event, because you did such a super job at the last event, they will put you in charge of a group task.
"You have leadership potential"

Don't let them get their hooks into you.
If any of this begins to happen, just shut it down. Shut them out completely before it's too late.
You may think I'm joking, but I'm dead serious.

I'm not really a fan of attention and affection, so I'll be fine.

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31-08-2013, 11:51 AM
RE: Just got a BoM
Well, now I have a book of Mormon, and my Mother ordered the Skeptic's Annotated Bible for me; now all I need is a Qur'an I guess.

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