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24-03-2013, 06:31 PM
Just saw an ad for ChristianBook.com
It described the bible as "a love story like no other." I nearly vomited into my own mouth!

"IN THRUST WE TRUST"

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24-03-2013, 06:33 PM
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(24-03-2013 06:31 PM)Carlo_The_Bugsmasher_Driver Wrote:  It described the bible as "a love story like no other." I nearly vomited into my own mouth!
Come on dude. You know those goat herders made sweet, sweet love to the five year olds they didn't slaughter.

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24-03-2013, 06:33 PM
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Well, Carlo, it really is.

Most other love stories aren't filled with atrocities and the threat of hellfire and brimstone.

But, I understand.

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24-03-2013, 06:34 PM
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A love story like no other, wherein a man murders his own daughter because of a promise he made to a celestial Hannibal Lector in return for help committing genocide.

It's a best-seller!

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24-03-2013, 06:35 PM
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The Greatest Story Ever Sold!

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24-03-2013, 06:36 PM
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(24-03-2013 06:33 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Well, Carlo, it really is.

Most other love stories aren't filled with atrocities and the threat of hellfire and brimstone.

But, I understand.
Maybe it's Chris Brown's love letter to Rihanna.......Ike's love letter to Tina.........

And every other abusive prick to their caring significant other.

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24-03-2013, 07:16 PM
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Deuteronomy-Chapter-22 Wrote:If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Awwww so romantic

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24-03-2013, 07:44 PM
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FSM

Brings a tear to my eye...thanks for sharing.

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28-03-2013, 03:43 PM
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(24-03-2013 07:16 PM)FSM_scot Wrote:  
Deuteronomy-Chapter-22 Wrote:If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

Awwww so romantic
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