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19-02-2016, 04:55 PM
Ken Ham's "Ark Park"
I think Ken Ham's Ark Encounter Noah's Ark theme park is going to be his BIGGEST folly ever! Even if it does attract visitors, I think the novelty of the park will eventually die down and the whole ark is going to be a $24,000,000 paperweight. I mean just look at the Creation Museum? That place is loosing revenue because their number of visitors are sinking as more and more people (especially among us young people) don't buy this shit anymore? And when that happens to this Ark Park, I think the whole thing will be an eyesore. I mean, who the hell wants a fucking big ass ugly boat just sitting there in the middle of nowhere?

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19-02-2016, 05:16 PM
RE: Ken Ham's "Ark Park"
They could always convert it to a Xtian nursing home.

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19-02-2016, 05:26 PM
RE: Ken Ham's "Ark Park"
When it falls through they can just move a letter and booooom Ken Hamster has a new kar park. I'm sure it's very hip to spell car with a k instead of a c.
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19-02-2016, 06:18 PM
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(19-02-2016 04:55 PM)Sylia Gray Wrote:  I mean, who the hell wants a fucking big ass ugly boat just sitting there in the middle of nowhere?

That should not be a worry. The next step on Ken Ham's path of imbecility is obvious and ends as a navigation hazard in the Ohio River.

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19-02-2016, 06:23 PM
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(19-02-2016 05:26 PM)Nishi Karano Kaze Wrote:  When it falls through they can just move a letter and booooom Ken Hamster has a new kar park. I'm sure it's very hip to spell car with a k instead of a c.
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19-02-2016, 06:27 PM
RE: Ken Ham's "Ark Park"
He does not Noah what he is getting himself into.

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19-02-2016, 06:41 PM
RE: Ken Ham's "Ark Park"
He'll get a flood of visitors for about 40 days, which will keep everything afloat for a year or so. After that, it'll be left high and dry when everyone abandons ship.
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19-02-2016, 06:47 PM
RE: Ken Ham's "Ark Park"
(19-02-2016 06:41 PM)I Am Wrote:  He'll get a flood of visitors for about 40 days, which will keep everything afloat for a year or so. After that, it'll be left high and dry when everyone abandons ship.

and then Ken Ham will be living in a tent, drunk and naked?

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19-02-2016, 06:52 PM
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(19-02-2016 05:16 PM)Heatheness Wrote:  They could always convert it to a Xtian nursing home.

No, no. They need to turn it into a zoo to show how many "kinds" it will really hold.

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19-02-2016, 06:54 PM
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(19-02-2016 04:55 PM)Sylia Gray Wrote:  I think Ken Ham's Ark Encounter Noah's Ark theme park is going to be his BIGGEST folly ever! Even if it does attract visitors, I think the novelty of the park will eventually die down and the whole ark is going to be a $24,000,000 paperweight. I mean just look at the Creation Museum? That place is loosing revenue because their number of visitors are sinking as more and more people (especially among us young people) don't buy this shit anymore? And when that happens to this Ark Park, I think the whole thing will be an eyesore. I mean, who the hell wants a fucking big ass ugly boat just sitting there in the middle of nowhere?

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I really hope that what you're suggesting is true.... because that place is bananas. But it's not like there is much to do in a 200-mile radius that would detract die-hard Christians from paying a visit with their kids from time to time.

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