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21-05-2014, 01:59 PM
Kinda weird and a little bit stupid
Did you ever wonder why Turkey doesn't share with Hungary? Chile could help out too. And hey the Turkey could be fried in Greece.
Speaking of Greece I understand that some mechanics are offended by the term "grease monkey." Is it especially offensive to Greek mechanics?
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21-05-2014, 02:16 PM
RE: Kinda weird and a little bit stupid
Put the coffee down, and go to bed. Thumbsup

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21-05-2014, 02:29 PM
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(21-05-2014 02:16 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  Put the coffee down, and go to bed. Thumbsup

I would have thought that I'd be told to put the alcohol down. That I can handle but leave the pot out out of it. How dare you tell me to quit smoking pot! Of all the nerve! Why I oughta...
Wait.. You said coffee. How the hell can I stop coffee. I need something to keep me up so that I can abuse myself..... Ahem....with booze and weed.
Yeah yeah I know. Acid or some shrooms will certainly help but I did way too much in my youth. Any more and I might suffer the worst fate. I could become a theist...
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21-05-2014, 02:33 PM
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21-05-2014, 02:39 PM
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(21-05-2014 02:33 PM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  [Image: url?sa=i&source=images&c...0765546897]
All I can see is a little empty rectangle so I'll just ask; Shouldn't it be zee Germans?
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21-05-2014, 02:40 PM
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I'm still trying to come up with a joke about merkins and grease.
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21-05-2014, 02:41 PM
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(21-05-2014 02:40 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  I'm still trying to come up with a joke about merkins and grease.

It must be pretty slippery to keep out of your grasp.

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21-05-2014, 02:49 PM
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Just a little advise for you. This is some serious shit here.
If you are having problems at work and you must speak about it with your boss always remember to be frank. That way when your boss gets pissed off he'll fire Frank.
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21-05-2014, 02:54 PM
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(21-05-2014 02:41 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(21-05-2014 02:40 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  I'm still trying to come up with a joke about merkins and grease.

It must be pretty slippery to keep out of your grasp.

Yeah it's on the tip of my tongue.
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21-05-2014, 03:02 PM
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(21-05-2014 02:40 PM)Mathilda Wrote:  I'm still trying to come up with a joke about merkins and grease.

Something about John Travolta?
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