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05-05-2017, 02:47 PM
Knock Knock Joke
Knock Knock

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05-05-2017, 03:42 PM
RE: Knock Knock Joke
Who's there?

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05-05-2017, 03:59 PM
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God!!

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05-05-2017, 04:03 PM
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God who?

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05-05-2017, 04:03 PM
RE: Knock Knock Joke
(05-05-2017 03:59 PM)Walluin Wrote:  God!!

If it was God knocking, let's just hope the door wasn't made out of iron because we all know how that whole iron chariots thing turned out. Wink If no one answers the door, poor God will be waiting around for a long time. I hope he brought his crossword puzzles Tongue

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05-05-2017, 04:09 PM
RE: Knock Knock Joke
What god?

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05-05-2017, 04:23 PM (This post was last modified: 05-05-2017 04:28 PM by Vera.)
RE: Knock Knock Joke
(05-05-2017 03:59 PM)Walluin Wrote:  God!!









(A quick aside - the only type "joke" I detest more than knock, knock "jokes", are "yo, mamma" ones (oh, and Uranus ones). And then, in a recent, mind-numbingly stupid book that is being turned into a movie, I came across this (quoted in the book, obviously)





Seriously, someone stop the world, I wanna get OFF. Facepalm

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05-05-2017, 10:39 PM
RE: Knock Knock Joke
damn straight

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06-05-2017, 09:28 AM
RE: Knock Knock Joke
(05-05-2017 04:03 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(05-05-2017 03:59 PM)Walluin Wrote:  God!!

If it was God knocking, let's just hope the door wasn't made out of iron because we all know how that whole iron chariots thing turned out. Wink If no one answers the door, poor God will be waiting around for a long time. I hope he brought his crossword puzzles Tongue

But what if I need my iron door to keep out the Fae? Angel

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06-05-2017, 09:37 AM
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(05-05-2017 03:59 PM)Walluin Wrote:  God!!

Damn!

I’ll be a story in your head, but that’s okay, because we’re all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? Because it was, you know. It was the best.
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