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04-02-2014, 10:02 PM
RE: LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
(04-02-2014 09:59 PM)Ferdinand Wrote:  I'm a fucking dude, excuse yourself! Tongue

Good luck pushing that baby outta your penis, that shit has gotta HURT (kinda puts all those women bitching about the pain of childbirth into perspective doesn't it).

Now, following that last bit I'm gonna go into hiding somewhere in Mongolia before the ladies of this forum force-feed me my own intestines. Big Grin

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04-02-2014, 10:06 PM
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Damn abstinence only. This is what happens when you don't reach kids about safe sex, and are too afraid of your own sexuality to be open with your kids about it Angry
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04-02-2014, 10:06 PM
RE: LOOK WHAT JESUS DID
Run Hughsie!


God is a concept by which we measure our pain -- John Lennon

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04-02-2014, 10:07 PM
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(04-02-2014 10:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Run Hughsie!

Bechased

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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04-02-2014, 10:08 PM
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(04-02-2014 10:07 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(04-02-2014 10:06 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  Run Hughsie!

Bechased

I'm looking for a butter knife to circumcise ya with. Tongue


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04-02-2014, 10:10 PM
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(04-02-2014 10:08 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  I'm looking for a butter knife to circumcise ya with. Tongue

Shocking

I think I'd rather be force-fed my intestines if you don't mind.

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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04-02-2014, 10:12 PM
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(04-02-2014 09:52 PM)Noelani Wrote:  This fits in here somehow

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Ahhhhh... No way! That's awesome!
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04-02-2014, 10:16 PM
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(04-02-2014 10:06 PM)Smercury44 Wrote:  Damn abstinence only. This is what happens when you don't reach kids about safe sex, and are too afraid of your own sexuality to be open with your kids about it Angry

It's funny because all of the extremely sexually active and pregnant teens are in the most fundamentalist states that should be paddling abstinence into their asses, but regardless, everyone 14+ is still having babies and I'm just like

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