Lady gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her poo.
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08-09-2017, 07:42 PM
Lady gets stuck in window trying to retrieve her poo.
So, this las was on a date with a dude and she was at his house and needed to poop. She went poop but it wouldn't flush so she decided to take the poo and toss it out the window (no, this is in England). She didn't see that the window had a gap followed by an unopenable window as she tossed it and the poo got stuck between the bathroom window and this un-openable window. Naturally, she got a plastic bag and attempted to retrieve the poo but in doing so got stuck in the window and the fire department had to be called to rescue her.

https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/world/wa...rnet-storm

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08-09-2017, 07:45 PM
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What a shitty date.


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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08-09-2017, 07:48 PM
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Shit happens!

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08-09-2017, 07:49 PM
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Where do you find these articles, Earmuffs? Blink

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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08-09-2017, 07:51 PM
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(08-09-2017 07:49 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Where do you find these articles, Earmuffs? Blink

The shitshow that is the interwebz? Tongue

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08-09-2017, 07:58 PM
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They had a second date. I guess you could say it was date #2.
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08-09-2017, 08:02 PM
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When your new boyfriend calls you "Dookie" instead of "Pookie."
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08-09-2017, 08:04 PM
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(08-09-2017 07:58 PM)pablo Wrote:  They had a second date. I guess you could say it was date #2.

I hope he don't give her shit over it. Confused

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08-09-2017, 08:04 PM
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I call [Image: bullshit-bs-smiley-emoticon.gif]

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08-09-2017, 08:06 PM
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(08-09-2017 08:04 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  
(08-09-2017 07:58 PM)pablo Wrote:  They had a second date. I guess you could say it was date #2.

I hope he don't give her shit over it. Confused

Nah, he probably just poo-pooed the whole thing.
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