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27-08-2010, 03:25 AM
 
Last Words of Jesus
As Jesus was hanging on the cross he said... "Hey I can see my house from here!" Then he died.
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27-08-2010, 04:41 AM
RE: Last Words of Jesus
I dont think Jesus had a house, I mean, he was like a hippie or something.

About jokes, I found this:

Taoism
Shit happens.

Buddhism
If shit happens, it's not really shit.

Islam
If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.

Protestantism
Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

Judaism
Why does this shit always happen to us?

Hinduism
This shit happened before.

Catholicism
Shit happens because you're bad.

Hare Krishna
Shit happens rama rama.

T.V. Evangelism
Send more shit.

Atheism
No shit.

Jehova's Witness
Knock knock, shit happens.

Hedonism
There's nothing like a good shit happening.

Christian Science
Shit happens in your mind.

Agnosticism
Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

Rastafarianism
Let's smoke this shit.

Existentialism
What is shit anyway?

Stoicism
This shit doesn't bother me.

Correct me when I'm wrong.
Accept me or go to hell.
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27-08-2010, 08:11 AM
RE: Last Words of Jesus
I love that poster.

"Owl," said Rabbit shortly, "you and I have brains. The others have fluff. If there is any thinking to be done in this Forest - and when I say thinking I mean thinking - you and I must do it."
- A. A. Milne, The House at Pooh Corner
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27-08-2010, 09:41 AM
RE: Last Words of Jesus
No mormon one?

Shit happens because you drink coffee. (seriously... This sums up my relationship with my mormon mother)

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27-08-2010, 10:45 AM
RE: Last Words of Jesus
(27-08-2010 03:25 AM)Smee Wrote:  As Jesus was hanging on the cross he said... "Hey I can see my house from here!" Then he died.

That's just silly. Anyone who is familiar with the biblical account knows it was either "can someone PLEASE scratch my nose" or "man, I can't believe I forgot my sun glasses".

Shackle their minds when they're bent on the cross
When ignorance reigns, life is lost
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27-08-2010, 01:23 PM
RE: Last Words of Jesus
Quote:No mormon one?
Shit happens near Kolob? ( http://scriptures.lds.org/abr/3/3 )
Mormons dont drink coffee? Smile
Quote:"man, I can't believe I forgot my sun glasses".
I dont think so, in the movie that our crazy religion teacher once showed us it was all stormy and stuff, no sun for Jesse. Or maybe it was just a visual effect to make us feel sad and see how horrible it was.

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27-08-2010, 01:57 PM
 
RE: Last Words of Jesus
Kikko,

I think you had it right at the end. To set the mood that "god" was sad the sky is gloomy..

No one knows what exactly happen.. more importantly if it happened.
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