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02-11-2016, 03:36 PM
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Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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03-11-2016, 09:19 AM
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Dude, you're my friend, and yes I appreciate that you want to talk on the phone. But could you please stop texting me about "can't do it today" on my Tuesday and Thursday when I get to sleep in, while you prepare for work? We've been over this, you're in a time zone an hour ahead of me, so when you keep texting me at 6:17am your time today, for instance, it's 5:17am my time...

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03-11-2016, 09:33 AM
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It hurts real bad and there's blood and pus and open sores, you might wanna get checked out.
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04-11-2016, 08:58 AM
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Let's pretend that I'm the mama spider and that you're the daddy spider; you know EXACTLY what's going to happen if you fuck me.

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04-11-2016, 09:19 AM
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Watch your back.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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04-11-2016, 09:32 AM
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I've had a crush on you since forever.

"Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and stars mirrored in your own being." -Rumi
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04-11-2016, 12:01 PM
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Do your own fucking work.

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04-11-2016, 02:20 PM
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I realize you think you know everything as a Sophomore, but for a moment, let's consider this. I've gone to school for 12 years of this subject. You were seven or eight when I was a Sophomore. I might just know a bit more about the research than you.

(03-11-2016 09:33 AM)adey67 Wrote:  It hurts real bad and there's blood and pus and open sores, you might wanna get checked out.

I'm not Nurse, but this seems to be sound medical advice by you to your friend.

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04-11-2016, 03:48 PM
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*Beep* I'm not gay. But $20 bucks is $20 bucks. *Click*

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04-11-2016, 05:22 PM
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Giving me a bitch 'tude because I didn't tell you I had long hair on the phone. I offered to come back another time even though there was no one else in your shitty establishment, but you continued on with your attitude anyway and acted like you were doing me a favor. There are so many other places I could get my hair cut, so take your snotty attitude and go back to sniffing hair color fumes.

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