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06-11-2016, 02:48 PM
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Dude, you're like a brother to me, but you can be a bit of a jerk.

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07-11-2016, 04:00 AM
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'Crumplezone' would be an awesome name for a Transformer.

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07-11-2016, 09:40 PM
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"Separation of Church and state is one of the most damaging falsehoods of the rise of liberalism." Your posts make me want to take a shot any time I see your username.

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08-11-2016, 02:47 AM
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You're a complete asshole to me for absolutely no reason. Go fuck yourself.
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08-11-2016, 05:38 AM
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Our conversation tonight was really touching. Your warm affection gives me a happiness I haven't felt in a long while, and I love you for it. HeartHeart
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08-11-2016, 06:06 AM
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Nobody gives a shit that you're breast feeding.
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08-11-2016, 06:10 AM
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Every time some dingbat family member tells me to shave my beard i vow to grow it another inch.
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08-11-2016, 09:44 AM
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What do you mean you don't have guacamole at the farmer's market today? How am I supposed to eat my tortilla chips Sadcryface2
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08-11-2016, 10:01 AM
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(08-11-2016 09:44 AM)jennybee Wrote:  What do you mean you don't have guacamole at the farmer's market today? How am I supposed to eat my tortilla chips Sadcryface2

With cheese and/or salsa! Guacamole is the devil's ass cheese. Tastes like grass.
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08-11-2016, 10:43 AM
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(08-11-2016 09:44 AM)jennybee Wrote:  What do you mean you don't have guacamole at the farmer's market today? How am I supposed to eat my tortilla chips Sadcryface2

I usually start by chewing them.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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