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08-11-2016, 11:38 AM
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(08-11-2016 10:01 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  
(08-11-2016 09:44 AM)jennybee Wrote:  What do you mean you don't have guacamole at the farmer's market today? How am I supposed to eat my tortilla chips Sadcryface2

With cheese and/or salsa! Guacamole is the devil's ass cheese. Tastes like grass.

Gasp Sacrilege!
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08-11-2016, 11:46 AM
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Guacamole is the devils dick cheese. Tongue
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08-11-2016, 12:58 PM (This post was last modified: 08-11-2016 02:21 PM by Commonsensei.)
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(05-11-2016 04:56 PM)adey67 Wrote:  
(05-11-2016 04:17 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Hey. Don't dis-value your self worth.

Going rates should be

It's $10 for a BJ, $15 for an HJ, $20 for a ZJ.
A ZJ ? Wtf is that ??? Shocking

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08-11-2016, 01:02 PM
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(08-11-2016 12:58 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  
(05-11-2016 04:56 PM)adey67 Wrote:  A ZJ ? Wtf is that ??? Shocking

If you have to ask. You can't afford it.

I'm guessing that a zombie sucks you off. Pretty intense Big Grin
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08-11-2016, 01:19 PM
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(08-11-2016 01:02 PM)adey67 Wrote:  
(08-11-2016 12:58 PM)Commonsensei Wrote:  If you have to ask. You can't afford it.

I'm guessing that a zombie sucks you off. Pretty intense Big Grin

Must be, if that's how they get your brains out.
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08-11-2016, 04:02 PM
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I'm glad our little chat went well. I got the impression you really understood what I was trying to tell you. It appeared you might have peed your pants a little though. And for that, I'm sorry. But if you touch her again, wet undies will be the least of your worries.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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08-11-2016, 07:08 PM
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(08-11-2016 11:46 AM)adey67 Wrote:  Guacamole is the devils dick cheese. Tongue

Hobo Tongue
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09-11-2016, 07:11 AM
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Son, glad your doing well in Toronto. Word of advice - forget NY and stay in Canada.

“The first duty of a man is to think for himself” ― José Martí
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09-11-2016, 07:26 AM
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You would have turned 56 yesterday. No, I didn't forget. I never forget. Our daughter turns 35 next week, you missed 32 years of her life.

I wonder what kind of man you would have become had you been able to tame your demons. Undecided

See here they are, the bruises, some were self-inflicted and some showed up along the way. -JF
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09-11-2016, 07:35 AM
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What the fucking hell were you thinking have you lost your mind ? Shocking
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