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29-09-2016, 07:39 AM
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So you decided to leave your wife of thirty years and go live with another woman. This was two years ago, you have yet to divorce your wife and your new fling has yet to divorce her husband. What the actual fuck?

Then you act as if only your happiness mattered and everyone should just accept your new relationship. Well kiddo, I have thirty years invested in your “old” wife and I just don’t give a shit about your new flame or her three kids. WTF are you thinking? So no I don’t plan on coming over to your new house and hanging out and no I don’t plan inviting you and your new flame over to mine, it’s just too fucking weird and I know I won’t be able to keep my mouth shut and the whole thing is going to go over as well as a fart in an elevator.

For such a smart guy you sure as shit have done something completely fucktarded. How about you grow a pair, get a proper divorce, hand over half your shit to the mother of your children and stop being a dick?

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29-09-2016, 08:26 AM
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One of these days I want to watch a forklift actually lift a crate full of forks.

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29-09-2016, 08:55 AM
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Look moron, I don't want to fuck you, I just want someone to take in a movie with or go look at art. Stop over-thinking people.

A new type of thinking is essential if mankind is to survive and move to higher levels. ~ Albert Einstein
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29-09-2016, 12:48 PM
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Put your mouth on the curb.

I said BITE THE CURB, MOTHERFUCKER!

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

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29-09-2016, 12:52 PM
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I miss you.

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29-09-2016, 01:22 PM
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I missed you!

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29-09-2016, 02:06 PM
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If they're going to call it soy milk, can someone please direct me to the soy teat?

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29-09-2016, 02:33 PM
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Go fuck yourself you holier-than-thou asshole. Hillary Clinton is not going to force you to deny your faith at gunpoint, Snopes is not "carrying water for the Clinton campaign". Also your constant whining about how scientists are all in on some sort of godless left wing conspiracy is driving me nuts.

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29-09-2016, 04:14 PM
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Pssst. Don't copy that floppy. (It's just not right.)
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29-09-2016, 07:34 PM
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I'm really not comfortable with your pessimism. I think it's eating you up.

(29-09-2016 04:14 PM)Aliza Wrote:  Pssst. Don't copy that floppy. (It's just not right.)

Please tell me that also intentionally referenced that old rap:



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